#melon tent

[tentwars2k21]

tbh i could be totally wrong here but my theory is that q is a whole tent because lots of the messages looked distinctly different to each other - baby melon (that’s why adri wouldn’t necessarily know)

Ah, Eros part 2

-nell

[tentwars2k21]

melons are easy to open, bananari is just weak- lesbian melon

i-if you say so

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

so the dick-shaped fruit is calling me a dick? i think that’s a bit ironic- lesbian melon

the real argument for melon superiority is that melon gets to be a part of female anatomy

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

y’know when bananas get really brown so you just make banana bread with them? bananari is at the point where you decide they should really just get thrown away - lesbian melon

eliza has given up anon status at this point

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

Melons are gently picked, where as banana looks like they fell from the tree and got stepped on a few times until someone took pity- lesbian melon

so now that we’ve outed eliza

-brook

[tentwars2k21]

why the fuck would you ever mash chives the only time you really mash an herb is when you’re muddling it and otherwise it’s very finely chopped? also fun fact: chives are in the onion family! hold them up to your eyes and experience the pain- lesbian melon

Why would you ever purposefully hold them up to your eyes Eliza are you okay

-nell

[tentwars2k21]

did i see that correctly??? adri thinks bananas should go in the garbage??? are you having second thoughts on joining our alliance??? - baby melon

I can’t join any alliances, officially, it’s on my Admin contract. Also I can’t talk about [REDACTED].

-Adri

[tentwars2k21]

that’s between melon, melon admirer and anyone clever enough to work out their clue - baby melon

I don’t think I saw any clue but I will investigate.

-Adri