#lesbianshepard

[armandyke]

really hope season 3 is another apocalypse so i can make jokes like "average family encounters 3 apocalypses a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average family encounters 0 apocalypses per year. Hargreeves Siblings, who live in a state of constant chaos & encounter an apocalypse every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted”

EXACTLY hkajshdka

[ladyfl4me]

stern is so useless but incredibly relatable. like using government money to read a cool zine about cryptids? using government money to stay in a really nice hotel with bombass food instead of looking at gross murder stuff? sign me the fuck up.

Stern, holding a copy of the Lamplighter: 

Barclay: what

Stern: look. they added a crossword. and all the words are cryptid names. barclay. this is the best day of my life

Barclay, who helped Kirby write that damn crossword, and who had just been seized by a bone-deep fear that Stern had - against all odds - finally figured out what was going on with the Lodge:

[obesitysherpa]

This is the best college advice you will get...

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

lesbianshepard replied to your post: amarguerite replied to your post: ...

wizards used to shit their pants where they stood and just magicked it away

Is that... is that an actual thing that JKR has confirmed, or a fan theory?

[scribefindegil]

lesbianshepard replied to your post: man i wish i could be excited about the Good Omens...

its like my favorite book but from the picture and trailer im hit with such a wave of intense apathy. i have no desire to watch it at all.

yeah, that’s it--it doesn’t conflict with my interpretation in a way that makes me angry or upset, it’s just like, “Ugh, well. I guess this is happening.”

[glowpop]

im a huge monsterfucker as well but you gotta draw the line somewhere. you gotta look at your life and go "is the UTI really going to be worth it?" because the answer is no.

REAL MONSTERFUCKERS KNOW WHEN TO STOP THINKING WITH THEIR PUSSY/DICK AND START THINKING WITH THEIR HUMAN BRAINS. LITERALLY EVERY MONSTER FUCKER IVE SEEN HAS SAID NO TO VENOM FUCKING. ITS THE NON MONSTER FUCKERS THAT THINK VENOM IS SEXY. IS THIS WHAT NON MONSTER FUCKERS THINK OF US???? OUR STANDARDS BEING THAT LOW?????????

[i-want-my-iwtv]

if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash [X]

[timeforlupsopinion]

i think that when they're writing their wills at individual times they all somehow end up going "hmmm who is the most responsible person i know that can inherit my business/school/etc" and angus is the only person they can think of

very good point i am also bequeathing my business to angus mcdonald