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Dear Self Appointed Social Media (Wikipedia, Google YouTube, Breitbart and Reddit) Mensa Members, I know that you mean well(no, no, just no you so don't, you're just being humongous assholes, you know it and we know it too)and you're simply trying to keep the masses of us who are forced to read your delightful (not sarcastic AT ALL😒😒😒) witty bon mots and corrections on our spelling and language shortcomings with your constant interjections in regards to all of our incorrect grammar, misspellings, improper sentence structure and the improper way we attempted to convey our post or comment as opposed to the way YOU feel it SHOULD have been delivered, informed. That's why it puzzles me greatly to know that people who are sooooooo knowledgeable (inject huge lethal dose of sarcasm here⬇️)about every subject that exists on earth and clear into outer space, aren't the least bit aware that eeeeeveryone that they're using their 'knowledge' by 'informing'(the nicest word I could come up with in this instance, trying to keep it PG-16) also knows how to Google(because you know as well as we do that is where 99.9% of your Sheldon Cooper/Stephen Hawkingisms hail from) we can also use the quasi informative, ever changing Wikipedia site, and we don't need your YouTube info because we only use the 'Tube' solely to see cute kittens falling over, Waffle House fights and feuding YouTube beauty influencers videos, and if we're bored and nosy enough to want to see what the racists are talking about that day or just feeling like a elitist piece of garbage pig person, we can also use Reddit and mercy forbid Breitbart. So now that YOU'VE been informed, you no longer have to feel obligated to annoy, I mean correct😒 anything that YOU see as a mistake, misspelling, 'conspiracy theory', etc. on someones post or comment. Simply respond to the discussion at hand or trot along your way to another post, preferably one located at the bottom of a ditch. That's all for now! #LessonForTheDay #DontBeAnAssholeForAbout48Hrs #ItWorksWondersForTheRestOfUsWhenYouArent #WhichRARELYhappens #ButOneMustAlwaysHoldOutForHope🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️ Now, go be blessed today & shut up if you can.💋💋 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxj5u5Qlo4_f-3J9C7wLlH6bpNYftgb0ZlRdmw0/?igshid=fktshls1uusx

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"You need to speak up to be heard. Silence will not always be the greatest solution." -Cara Delevingne #lessonfortheday #inspired by @caradelevingne https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgXpSwlSWzI5sdtwGfZXFJ6obeSP6R9hUABrg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ibx7l24y8wcb

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Propane tanks are an "environment" all in themselves. Pretty common to find a bird nest under the lids. Wasps love to build under there! You often see spiders, earwigs, ladybugs or centipedes hanging out. Every now and then you disturb a rat nest when you open the lid, and once in a while you find a snake. Snails apparently love to eat the algae (or whatever the microscopic plant is) that grows on the tank. These tanks sit out there 24/7 year after year. I have run across tanks built in the 40's... hopefully they have had the relief valve replaced and a modern regulator installed. Remember, you can paint your tank, but ONLY LIGHT COLORS! Dark colors absorb heat. This is primarily a summer problem. Heat expands the gas. This pushes up the pressure inside. You don't want the gas you bought blowing away with the wind when the pressure relief valve opens to "save" the tank. Besides, often when they release, it sounds like a shotgun being fired in your yard... it can be kinda disheartening.😮 #iphone7plus #small_world_upclose #macro #macroclique #macroworld_tr #maxcurve #everything_imaginable #everything_home_front #snail #propane #tank #country_features #tv_hiddenbeauty #transfer_visions #royalsnappingartists #eye_for_earth #hungry #eating #lessonfortheday