I was reading a human AU fanfic and the (young) David mentioned going bowling to Armand. Immediately, because that's just how it is, Lestat came to mind. I had the biggest laugh because, Human AU or not, he would either be humbled by the lanes or rule them as a god.
But seriously, as a vampire he would have to get over the sensory overload (loud noise and human stink) and controlling the ball so that he does destroy the ball and building. Can you imagine this man customizing bowling balls? Designing the proper attire and shoes. It would be a glorious mess. Eventually he would build his own, I guess lol. Someone draw that lol.













