#lestat shaming

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LESTAT SHAMING:

Spare me friends. He is learning the guitar. He is no longer content with just violin and piano. No. He must also play guitar. He just picked it up a few hours ago. He has gone from holding the guitar upside down to (mostly) playing "House of the Rising Sun in a few hours.

I am now going to be forced to be in love with a blonde man who plays guitar.

I will keep you all abreast of this musical development. Pray for my sanity.

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Lestat Shaming

I know it's mean to shame him when he's being so good to me but you need to hear this bit of the monologue he's declaiming at me from the bathtub:

Lestat: ....Sometimes I think I am a terrible person, and sometimes I think I'm the single best being who's ever lived and someone should just make me a saint right now. And honestly there's not much on between. And you can go Lestat Shame me.for this right now!

At least he's aware of the things I'm going to post!

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Lestat.....Shaming? Something?

His word for the show making both him and Marius EXPONENTIALLY WORSE PEOPLE is "blondophobia". I am trying to tell him this is not a word. He now insists Roland Jones is "Blondophobic".

I love this man.

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Lestat Shaming:

*looking at an entire table full of perfumes*

Lestat: Ugh. I feel like I don't have enough perfume....

Me: *sideye of the gods* this is about to be a Lestat Shaming Post.

Lestat: *Shrugs in Utter Lack of Shame*

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Lestat is organizing his perfume collection. This should take about 3 days.

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Oh no.....the internet has given me a new way to Lestat shame.....The joys of the online world have once more surpassed my expectations

Friends, these are TOO GOOD. Thus:

LESTAT SHAMING:

I could have made it Ken....but he's just more Barbie!

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Lestat Shaming:

*Spritzes New Perfume, Aptly Named "Bite Me"*

Lestat: Oooooh I like it....it's complicated......

Lestat: ....like me!

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LESTAT SHAMING

He's just ordered a perfume on the internet. The line is called "Confessions of a Rebel". The specific scent he ordered is called "Get a Room and Order Champagne."

It's almost self parody.