#leswordfish

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I actually thought for a second that these posts were purposefully reblogged together, but no

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leswordfish replied to your post:> reads a little bit of jonathan strange & mr...

The first time I read it I caught myself spelling choose as chuse

omg... i’m already thinking of “surprise” as “surprize”... is this how it begins...

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leswordfish replied to your post:according to that quiz, i am equally nick and...

oh i’m also a fair bit nick apparently

i’m slightly more nick than norah, but honestly my top list was so so many michael cera characters, and then a jesse eisenberg character, and then more michael cera. it was scary, i feel like i need to change my lifestyle

[fitzdyke]

leswordfish replied to your post:leswordfish said: wow, air crashed? alton towers...

this kind of shit is, like, the stuff that kills parks

yeah, I can see it going downhill really fast, we work alongside some staff from the company Merlin that owns all of the major attractions in the UK including alton towers, and they’re extremely profit driven, they can’t stand any more bad PR at the moment with the losses they’re making.

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leswordfish said: wow, air crashed? alton towers have not been having a good year

Yeah, Air went down yesterday, apparently people were stuck facing down mid-air for a good 20 minutes or so, and the monorail stopped as well yesterday for about an hour and people were trapped in the hot cabins, and apparently some of the sonic spinball carts crashed into each other too earlier this week and there were some minor injuries

but yeah, they really must be panicking now, apparently they lost something like £500,000 every day that it was closed due to Smiler?

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leswordfish said: i gave myself a tattoo sleeve with paint once for a cecil costume and i’m still surprised it didnt make me super ill somehow

bruh i’ve used highlighters for eyeshadow, roller ball pens as liner, and felt tips for lipstick. still not dead, somehow.

however I am now finding out that skin is a fucking awful canvas for watercolours.

[fitzdyke]

tinyoutlaw said: 8 pounds???? that’s fucking cheap tho.. :o

leswordfish said: i’m going to see it in premium imax 3d for like £17… oops?

okay your responses have prompted me to actually check my local cinemas website and

its £12??? to go see it in standard 3d in my little two screen cinema??

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leswordfish said: more to the point, the line is NONE clit

the shame of having to admit that i fucked up a meme. i fucked it up good.