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- Meghan - 29 - she/her - bi - Professional human disaster. I love webcomics, TTRPGs, and video games. Mostly funney reblogs. sidebar art by lopuiiart.tumblr.com!

[favoritesticle]

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[chaoticgouda]

In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"They're just being lazy for no reason" is definitely one of the least curious and compassionate approaches one can have to other people. It is a get out of jail free card to avoid seriously engaging with the interiority of other people, and I'd probably call it lazy if the concept of simple laziness didn't desperately need to be excised from public debate altogether.

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[ace-trainer-alice]

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[anxietyproblem]

[coolxatu]

i fucking knew toby fox was still a tumblr lurker

[depsidase]

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[coffinvows]

tip when looking for second hand clothes online:

when i am scrolling on vinted (for you it might be depop or some other second hand clothing app) i avoid these labels/ hashtags (y2k, goth, whimsigoth etc) that sellers self label like the plague. reason being that they are usually 70% of the time up charging the garment to sell you an aesthetic rather than a clothing item that for all intents and purposes should be sold at a lower price given that its pre-owned/worn.

the best way to find great authentic pieces is to look up or search for basic pieces like “leather jacket with asymmetrical straps”, “ black lace top”, “frilly blouse” or “black diy bag” etc and to take your time scrolling, and not “goth bag”, “punk boots”, “cottagecore jacket” - this only gets you overcharged pieces or up charged shien or killstar stuff, no good!

the best pieces are often sold by people who do not have any online label or aesthetic to mark it with, they are just genuine pieces that no longer serve the person selling it. ive found beautiful jackets and shoes on vinted sold by older people who have no reason to charge you an extra twenty bucks on something by giving it a label like vintage y2k blingcore

this goes for shopping in general. i find clothes in my style and for my subculture often sold in places or by people who are not ‘goth’. a simple corner boutique that usually sells florals and rose jewelry might have a top that fits your style perfectly, same with a vinted page that belongs to a mom selling all her unwanted sports equipment and unworn accessories, its all about where you look

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[tonguethief]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]