#lettucerrot

[jelly-606]

Lettuce won cause my fave lettucerrot fic updated :3 I'll draw clownrrot another day anon!!

Also thinking hard about making this acc a gallery of my art. That or make an account on Ao3.

My tw is being flooded with Strawpage replies lol

Fanart for:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75926131/chapters/198629936

[theorrot]

Lettuce most definitely slept with parrot before the purge, he HAD to have a taste of parrot before he kills him. After he tasted parrot, he decided no one else can have him so parrot must die, he'd much rather parrot dies than be with anyone else

This is why he hates theo

LMAOOO THIS IS CRAZY i can see him having this mindset, though... lettuce, leave that man, who you had sex with once, ALONE!!!

the single sentence “this is why he hates theo” is killing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sorry lettuce i guess that macaw just prefers his best friend...

[uu-yappings]

Thoughts on lettuce x parrot? Letty admiring Parrot so much he can’t bring himself to kill him, so he just kidnaps him instead….. I would yap more but I am Tired so I’ll probably send another ask with more yapping tomorrow lmao

- 🫧 (Btw it’s a bubble emoji! Not sure why it shows up as a box for you but the copy pasting into the tag did work lol)

YESYESYEYSYEYSES I LOVE THEM!!!

lettuce literally said he couldn't kill parrot and that's why he told ace to do it. he couldn't even watch while it happened! plus before that he asked parrot to join him multiple times like ok bro we see you

[theorrot]

new viewer who admittedly havent watched much of season 1 but i keep thinking of people pointing out that parrot has played on the server long enough before withers at spawn were a problem so it doesnt make sense that he says had to evade withers too when he spawned in. what if... after paragon, parrot spawned in to the overworld clearly disoriented and a dissociating, bird boy was going to die, until he was helped by a stranger... and it was lettuce lol

lets just uhhh assume in this scenario parrot freeing him happens sometime around season one or whatever and he have been wandering around from ruined civ to ruined civ, slowly getting more and more resentful that powerful players always destroy things for everyone. anyway, when hes in the middle of scheming, what does he see, but his inspiration, his savior, the guy he lowkey has a crush on, stumbling around in the middle of field of destruction with withers circling around like birds of prey. of course he has to do something, of course he has to risk his life and drag that bird ass into safety.

parrot looks a mess when he founds him. Feathers covered in grime and dust, signs of overplucking around his body (birds' equivalent of self harm), a vague smell of gunpowder, and where's wifies? Wasnt that guy his friend or something? what happened? lettuce tried to ask but hes so... unresponsive. shell shocked. On the few moments where he seems aware of whats going on, he either retreats to a corner brandishing some improvised weapon with a new bald spot on his wings or gets so distressed because he doesnt remember anything that might lead him into his predicament, including wifies. Even after some investigation, the few who would know what happened, refused to say anything. for now, the best lettuce could do is give him food, a bath, a nice place to sleep in, and some space so parrot could gather his thoughts to himself. and lettuce treats him kindly like that, he melts, but in a strange way. like he could feel despite parrot being almost babylike in this state, hes still eyeing on sharp things to use around the room just in case lettuce gets too handsy or posessive to his liking. Parrot doesnt seem to recognize anyone too. It creeps him out.

Lettuce promised to do good for him, but theres always an evil voice in his head, taunting him that it would be so easy. It would be so easy when parrot's in on one of his fugue spells, he wouldnt even remember or even notice how sore his body gets because of it since everything probably hurts so much already. and if he wakes up while lettuce was in the middle of it... Its not like hes strong enough to actually uses all of those household objects into a weapon. He was covered in so much bruises... Whats a few more? It haunts him. Haunts lettuce so much that he could have thoughts like that while someone he deeply respects is in peril. But... If he wouldnt remember it... Would it be so wrong? Wouldnt it be so wrong to find pleasure in seeing him struggle and be overpowered

the thought of lettuce being the first one to find parrot post-paragon instead of theo oh my god ur mind....

this is a really awesome concept!! lettuce most definitely despises the strong players for bringing destructions after destructions... and yesss!!! the thought of lettuce being all excited seeing parrot again and then his heart starts beating faster for another reason; in which, the reason is seeing parrot in danger... he’d most definitely risk his life saving parrot. i mean, parrot’s risked a lot saving him (and other people) before, of course he has to return the favor.

parrot plucking his feathers 🥹🥹🥹🥹 god i always love when people headcanon him to do that. and parrot unconsciously searching for weapons to defend himself with is very in character... i feel like it’s just in his nature to constantly analyze his surroundings.

and. and. Ooohh my gosh. oooh my 🫣. ooohh such horrible, horrible thoughts! there’s just no way he could do that to parrot of all people. but, at the same time, it could be a way for him to repay parrot for his kindness... physical pleasure isn’t so bad, is it? even if parrot’s consciousness is against it, his body doesn’t lie. parrot’s already pretty weak, it won’t take much effort to overpower him especially when he’s in such state. it’s a disgusting thing to fantasize about, but, you know... it’s not so horrible to entertain those thoughts once in a while. there’s a strange thrill that accompanies the feeling of overpowering someone you respect so dearly. and if he makes sure parrot won’t remember it, then it won’t even be much of a problem, would it? ^_^

[theorrot]

Genuinely when lettuce and ash said smth along the lines of "we can always use a mind like yours" is that they want to impregnate him so they can have his smarts (and body)

Or when they say "join me and i promise you will be by my side"

All that i can think about is like a weird ass proposal like okay no rings but you're basically asking for marriage in the most convoluted way possible i see you

yes.... that explains it... that’s so #facts.... it’s the way they want him SO. BAD. i know you’re not just trying to indoctrinate him into your little evil plan No you just want ParrotX2. brotha.

they might as well make an entire ring for him at this point 😭😭😭 sooo obvious that they want that cookie BAD.

[theorrot]

tumblr user theorrot do you fuck with featheredking or whatever the hell the folks r calling parrot x lettuce ... bonus points of "love triangle" dynamic of theo being jealous as hell of lettuce getting more intimate attention despite being a prisoner

the way lettuce talks to parrot around the finale gives me heavy "bitter ex (lettuce) who still has a really big soft spot" vibes and i think lettuce earned eating out king parrot after all his war crimes 💔 maybe even 3some get theo involved in all that

OHH THEY HAVE A SHIPNAME NOW? that’s cuteee!! yes, i do in fact like them! honestly, i’m open to a lot of ships. i enjoy my uke getting passed around like a blunt. truthfully, i started liking this ship more after a certain fanfic about lettucecuttingoffoneofparrotswingsandlateronjustlowkeykeepshimasapet... 👀👀

i LOOOVEEE love triangle dynamics especially when two of the people involved just Do Not Get Along... i think it’s real entertaining that way. theo is valid for getting jealous smh let him get a chance to smite lettuce just once, he deserves it... protective possessive knight vs criminal caracal who will win the attention of The Guy... (the answer is both!)

also, that description is just accurate LMAOOO bitter ex lettuce 😭😭😭... ohh especially considering how parrot helped lettuce in the past and the latter admitting that he wanted to be just like him... yep that guy still has some feelings. i mean, how could anyone move on from THE parrotx2? i wouldn’t.

hhhmmm lettuce eating out parrot.......................... that would’ve been his choice of a final meal if the execution went throughMy bad. i think he does deserve that, tho. theo just wants a part in any activity parrot partakes in LMAOOO scoot over, save some space for him... i really like this thought, though...... rubs chin thoughtfully..... theo would just be possessive the entire time, lettuce would undoubtedly be smug... i think this would make an awesome scenario, nonetheless.

[theorrot]

Lettucerot...idk if you ship lettuce rot that much but like do u have any headcanons

-🦈 (idk if this is taken its mine now)

Oh!! i love lettucerrot ^^ i think they got potential to be the toxic leader yaoi... i dont really have much hcs about them, unfortunately... but i can imagine lettuce trying to lull parrot into a sense of fake security by forcing him to react to his instincts... idk...

[theorrot]

speaking of lettucerot, doesnt really need a max security prison if lettuce doesnt want to leave (or maybe hes paying for his early release in... Other Ways)

LOLLL he definitely won’t mind staying in prison as long as parrot visits him... there iiissss a slight irritation at him losing the election and... everything else that has happened... but his admiration for parrot quite overshadows that feeling. 🤤🤤🤤 wow 🤤🤤🤤 i guess whatever method he uses to bail himself out is between him and the king yes...