#leviathan.

[therealbeelzebub]

...I had no choice.

[ask-the-only-beezy]

Roast Leviathan. Go

“That motherfucker looks like the grinch did hard drugs and then went through a midlife crisis where he became two times more slimy and ten times more of a whiny lil bitch. I wouldn’t touch that piece of edgy shit with a ten foot pole. His smelly ass is literally the reason why deodorant exists yet he cannot be bothered to find any since his brain is the size of a packaging peanut, and I could go on about sizes but I think I’ll stop that train of thought before I scar myself for life. Honestly he’s not even that good of a villain. He’s more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, despite being such a salty bastard. I’d say more about his personality, but there really isn’t much there to roast.” They raise an eyebrow. “How was that?”

( @therealbeelzebub >:D )

[therealdagon-and-michael]

fuck you, Levi

Sorry, but I’ll pass. Maybe you’ll have better luck with Beelzebub, given their track record. :)

[ask-the-breakdown-bunker]

I PROMISE YOU THAT I AM NOT GONE.

[mkmaffo]

My cute main Squigly and Leviathan!

[therealbeelzebub]

Oh, look at them all, so simple and happy with mere scraps of control.

It’s a shame I have to be the one to break the news to them about the true nature of humanity...

[therealbeelzebub]

I can see you.

[therealbeelzebub]

You are a sick fuck, and if I ever get the slightest chance to meet you in person I will rip you into pieces. -King of Hell

Strong words for what appears to be a Trial Zero back home. Apologies. You must not like thinking about that :)