#levihan hcs

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levihan hc

hange loves playing with levis cheeks--they're the softest things ever

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Levi ends up regularly sitting in on the get-togethers between the old ladies in his and Hange's apartment as they knit and play cards. He's one of the gals.

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This is the AU where Levi and Hanji live in an area where it’s predominantly old people and they have a black lab named Bean. I love this neighbourhood. I love this AU😭:

Levi for sure gets asked to come sit when the old ladies who live in their neighbourhood come over for potluck and bridge. Hanji is so bad at bridge but she insists she’s getting better. Levi helps her out sometimes (“goddamn Hanji why are you still so shitty at this?”)- the old ladies allow for it because it’s cute and funny and they all have a laugh. If Levi’s not helping her, he’s crocheting/cross-stitching beside Hanji. The ladies teach him some of the more complex patterns. He’s pretty good at it.

He also sits really quiet and listens when the ladies trade gossip. Hanji loves stirring the pot. Hanji doesn’t know who they’re gossiping about but adds in lots of “oooohs” and “ahhhs”, asks them to elaborate, “oooh she sounds like a bitch!”, “how can he do that! Unacceptable!”. Levi secretly loves the drama even though him and Hanji aren’t personally invested.

The one story they ARE personally invested in however- a friend of a friend’s husband’s brother who had recently gone missing. His family found a stack of cash, gold, a gun, and wristwatches of varying sizes in his garage. Serial killer? International super spy? Who knows!

Bean hangs around the table because two of the ladies will sneak him some of their homemade meatballs. It’s a little competition between them and they’re each convinced Bean prefers their recipe. But he doesn’t discriminate. He just loves meatballs. Levi’s eye will twitch because that means Bean will be gassy all night. Stinky boy.

Bridge night is also when Hanji makes her famous pesto with basil from the community gardens. Hanji’s not so good at bridge, not the best at knitting (she’s able to replicate a pattern but kinda loses it when it comes to making anything more complicated than a scarf), but she’s really good at gardening. Like really good. She often has to give away produce because there’s just that much.

They’re pretty much the IT support/tech troubleshoot of the entire apartment complex. As mentioned, they live in a place that’s predominantly older people, that makes them the token young couple. So they get a lot of knocks on their door for computer/phone problems (“Alexa isn’t replying anymore. Is it her day off?”/ “my grandkids want to speak with me. How do I work a Zoom?”). Tbh Levi’s really shit with tech too, so if he answers the door he has to shout for Hanji. His expertise goes as far as changing the batteries in the remote control and force shutting a computer. The old people are always so thankful. Very often Hanji and Levi get introduced to the whole extended family on video call.

After work they sometimes go to this little Chinese hole in the wall (they often get takeout from there too). And the grandpa who owns the place always gives them free sides? And they’re always sides that aren’t even in the menu?! As a joke he calls Levi and Hanji his grandkids and as a joke they call him grandpa. Except it isn’t a joke anymore and their picture is on the wall with the rest of his grandkids’ photos.

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commander hange falling asleep while writing letters they'll never send captain levi entering their office and putting a coat over them and leaving a warm cup of tea for them

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levi likes to fall asleep on hange's lap and when he wakes up, they're almost always laying beside him, still keeping him in their arms

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ok but levi bombarding hange with compliments and they get so flustered and they overheat and shortcircuit

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Does levi prefers making out with hange or having seggs with her?🤭

Hello my spicy fiend💖💖💖 nsfw under the break:

Levi loves making out because he’s a hopeless romantic. It is true because I say so.

And despite the teasing between them, the little push and pull because Levi likes to say “you’re a shit kisser” because he can’t deal with the awkward sexual tension, Hanji being a competitive little shit because she’s the best kisser she knows (Levi is a close second), Levi really, really loves making out with Hanji because they have their own little rhythm going on. He knows what she likes and she knows what drives him crazy so, it’s always really nice, and comforting, and just a general excuse to drop everything and stay in bed and touch and feel and cuddle.

Levi is (mostly) a vanilla bitch, unless it’s just a really rough day and he needs to let off some steam, then he’s not to opposed to tying her up to have his way with her (or vice versa). But he’s generally pretty satisfied with just kissing and having Hanji with him. It’s Hanji who (often) pushes things over the edge. Hanji controls the pace. She grinds down against his crotch and nips at his neck and he’s just like fuckkk Hanji... we’ve just come back from decimating an entire village’s worth of titans... now? And the answer is always hell fucking yeah we’re doing this now!

And he relents because it always feels so good, so much, and so good. So yeah, he loves fucking Hanji’s brains out, or having his brains fucked out. But he’s a sappy little baby who loves to take things slow too💖