#levowgt

[roach-of-rivia]

Wake the fuck up, Geralt.

We have a Wild Hunt to kill.

Thanks to my dear friend @levowgt for the quote.

[ask-the-witcher-characters]

Roche! Fuck, Marry, Kill: Iorveth Dethmold Letho! ;)

I…why are you making me play this game at all? I refuse to play. 

That sounds like cowardice to me, dh’oine. 

…Kill Dethmold, and…uh, can I kill Letho, as well? No? Shame. I guess I’ll fuck him then. And…oh no. No, this can’t be right. That leaves me with marrying…

Why, I am honoured. Pick your dress, Roche. 

[tree-woven]

melasaik replied to your post “no offence but geralt is the ugliest thing alive in the witcher 2”

diseased swamp man I am crying of laughter but you're so right, worst is that crazy ponytail tbh?? hair doesn't work that way??? that ponytail defies gravity

i didn’t even have the mental space to process the ponytail yet... i’m still stuck on how he looks with that hood on & i’m literally forced to concentrate on the atrocity that is his face

rectoressrita:

thank u somebody said it

i had to

levowgt:

In the witcher 2 he finally lools like a real man. Not like in TW1

i have to fight you on calling that “a real man” but I get where you’re coming from. it’s just that the other men in tw2 look... so much better? he really sticks out

[ask-the-witcher-characters]

Iorveth... why do you want to throw eggs to Roche's hideout? The wedding canceled?

*chuckles* Ah, the wedding, yes…I fear Roche is not as amenable to our nuptials as one would wish. But as for the eggs; well, that’s just a little, ah…joke. 

Elf! Our cave smelt like rotten eggs for weeks, you bastard!

[tree-woven]

Well a lot of people says that the fighting mechanics are boring and the quest too. But I think this is one of the best game ever! Just after TW3. If you don't play on hard it's really easy not to die. The quests... no. Its not boring. Maybe at the first chapter but still... I enjoyed all of them. So if you wanna play a really good game after TW3, I highly recommend Tw1.

oh boy. this is funny because i promised a friend here i would never play tw1 so she would spoil me (I know a lot about alvin now)... but what you say sounds really promising. I think I’ll first watch at least a few minutes of a playthrough (if there are any)

[tree-woven]

Which witcher school gear is the best for you? Love your post, keep it up!

Thank you <3

My favourite one is the Viper armour. First of all, it looks great and second of all, it has a great rating and basically makes you immune to poison damage. The one that fits my style of playing (very alchemy heavy) best though is the Manticore set. It’s.so.beautiful and ...appropriate for a Witcher? This is a huge thing for me btw. I like it when Geralt wears “appropriate” clothing. It adds to the immersion imo. For example, I will put on the Ursine armour right before I fast travel to Skellige. It’s cold and windy, so this armour seems like the only acceptable choice to me. Also, the monsters you encounter there are giants, ice trolls, cyclopes and this armour has very high damage resistance.

In Kaer Morhen Geralt has to wear the Wolf school gear. I think this goes without saying lmao. Sometimes I change the top part for a plain shirt and leave out the gloves. It’s something like a home to him, so I feel like this is the place where he would feel comfortable enough to “undress”. The same goes for Toussaint. I love putting him out of his armour, unequipping his weapons and just... let him do whatever needs to be done at Corvo Bianco without all that. Also, I know it’s not a witcher school set but I like to wipe out the bandit camps in Toussaint wearing the Tesham Mutna Armour because it’s so scary and intimidating. I feel very extra when I do this but I enjoy it immensely.

[tree-woven]

I saw your hashtagging.. so you haven't played TW1 yet?

no, the witcher 3 was my first game of the series and also the first game I finished. i heard tw1 is good but i also read about how there are a lot of pointless quests/you die a lot and the first chapters are supposed to be really boring? my source is reddit, so idk...

[roach-of-rivia]

Who is your fav character apart drom Geraldo and why?

Geraldo aldjslsksllaal

I think Dettlaff, hes so handsome, and also obscure.

I think we look alike, in how we protect the ones we love and how we react to threats.

I think is a rly good character.