Hey Kiera, what’s Lambert like in the sack? I’m asking for a friend.
I already know who sent this letter. Geralt! Out with it! You know I’m legendary in the sack.
[giggles]
Who’s asking? Geralt or this stranger? Does he wish to know which one was better in bed?
[abruptly stops giggling] Actually I didn’t sen–
Geralt. No comparison. No offense Lambert, I admire your tactics, you simply differ beyond comparison.
[Flips a table] Geralt! You and me, outside in ten.
Why do these things keep happening to me.















