How did Barou and you meet? 👀
That fucking guy took the last three apples while I was also trying to get one of the apples in that display. Which like okay, whatever, there are more apples in the store I’ll settle for a different kind.
THEN he has the nerve to ask if I need help reaching the peppers because they were on a higher rack. I am NOT that short 😠 but I do have to get on my toes to reach so I mean whatever but then he just causally grabs a couple anyway and puts them in my basket before walking away.
Then for like three weeks I see him at the store and my internal monologue is just “there’s fucking grocery store guy, being tall and taking all the apples again”. He actually introduces himself to me when we’re at the registers together because he sees me everywhere apparently and wants a name to the face. He remains grocery store guy in my phone until three months into dating, then he gets to be Grocery Store Guy 🥰