#lexi-danger

[prettyoddpumpkin]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkSTOQRumk8)

[vampxrebarbie]

lexi-danger replied to your post:hand cannons are nice if not for anything else for...

yeah hand cannons were my fave primary when I played, I tend to lean towards scout rifles now but i’ve still got a few that I use from time to time.

i just picked up the year 2 Last Word after grinding for legendary marks for a whole week and i am in love tbh

[prettyoddpumpkin]

I was wrapped in a blanket and standing on the bed. I have no idea why but I shouted “I am the tiniest Sith Lord!”

[sabbathism]

who would be interested in requesting chara designs ???

literally anything from OCs to canon characters and au.

[prettyoddpumpkin]

Spent yesterday at the Ren Faire (where I bought Hobbit ears) and then went and saw Deadpool with Lexis. Perfect ended to perfect day.

[simonjadis]

three dreams last night:

in my first dream, I was escorting a group of people (they seemed pretty young) out of an office building (like some kind of safehouse inside of an office building) out to an escape vehicle

the first time, things seemed to go smoothly, I thought that we had avoided Lord Voldemort, but then I realized that everyone whom I had been escorting had been placed under the Imperius Curse

so I did that thing where I just rewind my dream

for round two, I figured that I was ready for Lord Voldemort, but it ended up being Klaus Mikaelson (from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals; I guess that the villain was “any bad guy with mind-control powers”). This time he didn’t get to do any vampiric compulsion but that’s because I herded the people into a room and tried to bar the door--which didn’t work, since he had super strength. So, rewind.

this time I had a plan (I guess), so I just flew out of the building (intangibly passing through the glass windows) and waited in the parking garage. the people all showed up, but they were all under Klaus’ compulsion--but I was ready for them. So I used my magic to break the mental commands imposed upon them (my magic for this part seemed like John Blackwell’s from The Secret Circle)

in my second dream, I was exploring a huge, many-floored home with SuperBestFriend rockitsauce and his family. The house was, like, watermelon pink on the outside and much of the inside. I was flying and, to save time, I would become intangible at will to pass through walls, ceilings, and doors as necessary. SuperBestFriend had found something that he wanted to show me

all of that came to an end when someone came to the door and it was someone unwelcome, so I wordlessly lifted that person into the air and flew at an ascending angle and then, when we were 80 feet in the air over some sand dunes (it was precisely 80ft in the dream), I just unceremoniously dropped the unwelcome intruder and turned to fly back to the house

in my third dream, first I was watching a film with my (late) aunt Brenda and with my mother’s (living) cousin, Denise. It was a remake of a (fictional) ‘70s horror film about a particular floor of an apartment building being haunted. Graham Martin from Major Crimes was in the remake

then I had to step out and was being told of a national food truck service that, as a TMZ employee, would be catering to my food needs (which is not a thing or if it is no one has told me about it; I just love food and I’ve been signing a lot of work stuff over the past couple of weeks). I didn’t get to actually get any food because I was, for some reason, thrown back in time (I hate time-travel) and it was about the year 2000. So I made some friends with random strangers and, while flying (and wondering why they and everyone else were walking instead of flying; this happens a lot). I was going to suggest that they show me pictures of their favorite musicians and I would tell them who was still famous in 2015, and we were walking outside (it looked like downtown Raleigh)

we also passed lexi-danger on the street but she was her current age (perhaps lexi is ageless and eternal?) but for some reason I was suddenly like “oh no better not disrupt the timeline” even though I was flying in the middle of a city

[prettyoddpumpkin]

I just had the best idea for a themed baby shower with a gender reveal cake. So, it would be themed around The Riddler. Games would be the same just differently colored and maybe with a bit of a Batman feel to them. And then the cake itself would have a big question mark and the words “What takes two to make, one to deliver, and everyone will love?” Then, when the cake is cut it’s fucking green in the middle and a banner unrolls behind the cake that just says “NOT THIS TIME, DETECTIVE.”

[c0untsnatchula]

morelikedominope lexi-danger you guys wanna watch the 90's fantastic 4 I just got my hands on a copy of it. Get your Butts out here to California. I'll make snacks :3