Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.

Jay, 25+, no pronoun preference, queer, married. Hiking, witchcraft, and cooking.

[sonicsource]

gay rainbowcore sonic moodboard !

[thelvadams]

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) • dir. Jeff Fowler

[kaitlynefallon]

x

[mountainbro-deactivated20210315]

Cascade Falls under the stars.

Pembroke, Virginia.

[archae-heart-deactivated2021012]

Montana skies

[utwo]

Wonderful Scotland by:

© S C O T T

[utwo]

Beautyful Mountains by:

© Max Rive

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[spadedfox-deactivated20230116]

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

[prokopetz]

“Laughing maniacally while explosions (that you caused) go off around you” is objectively the sexiest look.

[prokopetz]

Note: towering infernos (that you set) and riotous maelstroms of otherworldly energies (from the bleeding hole that you tore in the very fabric of reality) are acceptable explosion substitutes.

[noirandchocolate]

[notthebestomens]

Aziraphale: there’s

Aziraphale: there’s just one bed

Crowley, miracled away every single piece of vaguely bed-like furniture (including his couch and dining table) to the Arctic Tundra 0.03 seconds after Aziraphale agreed to stay with him: it’s called minimalism look it up

[assiraphales]

heaven really is just the top of an office building 

and hell is the shitty basement 

[iamthedevilswalkingstick]

The idea that they are literally in the same physical building and not millions of hypothetical miles away from each other on different planes of existence is so fucking funny to me

[autistic-space-dragon]

Falling involved being thrown down the lift shaft. Crowley just waited for the lift or took the damn stairs down.

[wetwareproblem]

“An Angel who did not Fall so much as Saunter Vaguely Downwards…”

*cut to Crowley drunk-stumbling down the stairs mumbling “where’s the bloody bathroom?” as a fire door shuts behind him with an Ominous Thud*

“All I did was ask questions.”

[fairycosmos]

the internet is an inherently haunted place if you think about it like. it's so weird to see long abandoned discussion boards stuck in a snapshot of the past, old conversations between kids from over a decade ago who have now grown into their own lives, obituaries taking the form of half finished profiles. and the silence that fills the gaps between. there's a constant ghostly record of each generation's thoughts, fads, their sense of humour. back when the future was at their fingertips. even stranger, people you used to know exist openly in that space, and they watch you watching them. if you want, deceased musicians can play through your headphones. there's always an underlying sense of reminiscing and time escaping our ever shortening attention spans. what a fuckin graveyard

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[witchyautumns]

💛 ellisreed 💛

Bath, Somerset

[glumshoe]

The worst nightmare I ever had was about Bill Cipher. I literally have never been more afraid in my life. I think that although Gravity Falls does have a younger demographic, there's something just undeniably disturbing about Bill.

I think it’s just how blasé he is about inflicting cruelty. Like if Bugs Bunny succumbed to the dark side and kept his indifferent theatrics, mixed in with a little jeering middle school bully irreverence and pointless sadism... but like. Unspeakably powerful.

[glumshoe]

Bill Cipher is a Lovecraftian horror but unlike your bog standard eldritch monster, which doesn’t give a shit about you or your life or the inconsequential efforts of your species, Bill goes out of his way to be a real petty shithead about it. Yeah, sure, of course he’ll eat your planet, but he’ll pause to mock your personal insecurities first. Why stop at adding just one insult to injury?