Funny Lexophiles
Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." ... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. ... The batteries were given out free of charge. ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ... A will is a dead giveaway. ... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ... A boiled egg is hard to beat. ... When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall. ... Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now. ... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. ... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. ... He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. ... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. And the cream of the twisted crop: ... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end. ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN, IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE!
