#lfmaoooo

[starkissedxav]

i had some wine and read something in Portuguese that i thought was Spanish and i thought i was forgetting how to read Spanish and started panicking 😭😭😭

[vanillray]

I BEAT SPAMTON ON THE THIRD ATTEMPT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AT ALL AND BARELY DID IT BUT I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF GAHHHH

Screenshots because I really liked it. A very memorable character and fight..

It's hard for me to breathe!!!!!!

[melon-official]

Yeah no, I'm not reblogging that shit post. Panspock made a much better one that doesn't include that guilt tripping banner.

ok

[mbrainspaz]

Ranch & farm jobs really be like “people who need money to live need not apply”

I’m not even kidding I was applying to a dude ranch job in CO recently and the application said “this is not a job for entitled millennials. We want someone who’s motivated by a desire to entertain guests, not make a big paycheck.” Like sure, boomer b*tch, I love playing happy host and/or wrangling horses but pay me for doing work you need done so I can afford a place to live and food to eat. Not even gonna worry about healthcare. 🙄

[crotalusruber]

guys this is my first time going full horny please don’t unfollow EHAHABRHSJJDDNS

[purplehairball]

Yo dis you? Lol

Its like looking into a mirror…..

[moneyndior]

sorry babes… needed to hype you up in some way 💔💔💔💔 my little cumster truck 🥰🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣

STOPPPPPP you’re embarrassing me mom!!/j

[dnangelic]

NEGATIVE TRAITS.

Bold what always applies, italicize when it applies sometimes / in some verses

aggressive | annoying | arrogant | authoritarian | bitter | brutal | callous | cannibal | careless | cold/cold-hearted | compulsive | controlling | corrects others constantly | cowardly | critical | cruel | delusional | demanding | disillusioned | domineering | envious | emotionally stunted | greedy | grim | guarded | harsh | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | intimidating | irritable | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic | mean | merciless | messy | mistrusting | murderer | narrow-minded | obsessive | opinionated | over-bearing | over-critical | over-emotional | over-thinking | patronising | proud | remote | repressed | rigid | rules with an iron fist | ruthless | sarcastic | self-critical | self-righteous | self-indulgent | self-patronising | serial killer | stubborn | taciturn | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unsympathetic | unpredictable | uptight | vain | vengeful

aggressive | annoying | arrogant | authoritarian | bitter | brutal | callous | cannibal | careless | cold/cold-hearted | compulsive | controlling | corrects others constantly | cowardly | critical | cruel | delusional | demanding | disillusioned | domineering | envious | emotionally stunted | greedy | grim | guarded | harsh | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | intimidating | irritable | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic | mean | merciless | messy | mistrusting | murderer | narrow-minded | obsessive | opinionated | over-bearing | over-critical | over-emotional | over-thinking | patronising | proud | remote | repressed | rigid | rules with an iron fist | ruthless | sarcastic | self-critical | self-righteous | self-indulgent | self-patronising | serial killer | stubborn | taciturn | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unsympathetic | unpredictable | uptight | vain | vengeful

tagged by @remotespontaneouscombustion thank u!!!!