[crotalusruber]

hi!

| hanna | 23 | she/her | queer | isfj |

[crotalusruber]

Dropped my phone in the lake. On Tumblr desktop now. scary place

[crotalusruber]

Got a full time job 😭🙏🏻

[crotalusruber]

The more I have sex with women the angrier I get with cishet men because what do you mean you couldn’t spare 5-10 minutes down there making her feel good. You should kill yourself

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[crotalusruber]

i love goth nights so much i love looking so pretty

[crotalusruber]

gideon nav 🙂‍↕️🫦😏

[crotalusruber]

found a baby on the river yesterday!

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[wizardpotions]

I am fully aware that I'm the person haunting the narrative at jobs I used to work at because they have strangely specific rules like no parakeets allowed in the office area and livestreaming in the stock room is strictly banned

[rylandsgrace]

[crotalusruber]

i need everyone to look at this dog that came to the state park today

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[londonsboy]

being forced to take a second to try and remember if 'reblog' or 'reblog now' is the one where you can add tags and then still picking incorrectly

[mori-berris]

Enjin and Semiu 🖤

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[kommetz]

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

[kommetz]

HELLO????? HELLO?????