#lfp rambles

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: When Ali gets a miraculous

Kwami: Remember, it’s important that no one must know-

Ali calls Marinette: MARINETTE GUESS WHAT YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS WE’RE GOING TO BE MIRACULOUS BUDDIES AND--

*Kwami looks into the screen like they’re in the office*

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Pew Pew Guns

Chat: Pew pew guns?! I love pew pew guns!

Huli: Pew pew guns?

Chat: Yeah, you know, guns that when you shoot, they go “pew pew!”, those sort of guns!

Huli: Oh. 

Chat *finger guns at Huli*: Pew pew!

Huli: 

Huli *awkwardly finger guns back at Chat*: Pew pew?

Chat: Pew pew!

LB: 

LB: Guys, we’re serious heroes. 

Chat: PEW PEW!

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Dark Cupid

Chat: I hate Marinette so much!

LB: I hate her too! 

Chat: Do you want to hunt her down together?

LB: Yeah!

Chat: Pawsome.

Huli: ...It took them hating me to finally get along...

Ali: Well, you can look on the bright side!

Huli:

Ali: They must really love you. 

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Chewing

*angry Marinette angrily chews on sketchbook*

Trixx: Kit, no. Here, chew on something you’re meant to chew on.

Marinette: Wha, but Trixx, you love croissants.

Trixx: Yes, but I love my Kit more. 

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Love?

Lila: You and Marinette are in love? But isn’t she, like, dating Prince Ali?

Adrien: Lila you ignorant slut.

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Prince Bee

Marinette: This is a horrible idea, you shouldn’t-

Prince Bee: No it is brilliant!

*Chloe approaches*

Chloe: So you’re the bee hero?

PB: Yes! I am Prince Bee!

Chloe: *snorts* Please! You’re no prince. You’re far too goofy to be one. 

*Chloe leaves, Prince Bee waves after her*

PB: See Marinette? It is brilliant, no one suspects a thing. No one will ever know that Prince Bee and Prince Ali are the same! 

*Marinette looks into the camera like she’s in the office* 

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Ali no

Wayzz: This is a horrible ide-

Ali: It’s a brilliant idea! 

Wayzz: Ali, please no.

Ali: ALI YES! *tears off for his not so brilliant idea despite what he thinks*

Wayzz; Marinette help please.

Marinette: He are no longer hanging out alone with Kim. 

[imthepunchlord]

LFP: Nope

Volpina: Hello Prince Ali! It is I, Volpina, the new fox hero-

Ali: Noooooooooooooooo!

Volpina: ? Prince Ali?

Ali: No! You’re not her! Who are you vixen?!