Episode 3 ~ Mama Knows Best
“Thooo, what do you think?” I ask after he stared at it for what must have been ten whole minutes...or maybe it just felt that way.
He turns to me with a cheese eating grin on his face. “Amazing, really,” he says finally and with some pride as if it was something he had accomplished.
“T-thanks-”
“It’s complete llamapoop, I love it,” he finishes, then starts to chuckle.
“Ummm, what? What do you mean-”
“I mean, come on, you swirled some teals and blues and greens on a canvas and called it art. I love it. This, along with your personality, the lisp, the looks, the...umm...” he boldly glanced at my chest. “You are quite attractive. You are going to be a star in this city. I love it, we can really market those...ummm...well, I’d love to sell that art of yours. I’d like to buy this one, whatddya say?”
“Ummm,” I don’t even feel like selling it to him now. “I’ll think about-”
“Great, great, I’ll come pick it up another day. Hola, now!”
That’s the second time he’s used a greeting as he leaves...what an odd fella.
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