#lieutenant assistant

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

the fact that dirk and lt. assistant were supposed to get together in s3 makes their first interaction so much funnier. my man was taking shelter in an actual warzone and ran into a deranged half psychic man covered in blood who starts screaming at him to shut up and help him spring an inmate from a government prison whilst making fun of his accent. and he just

[watkinfromstarwar]

you mean like your last name is assistant? like with an ‘e’ or something?

[holisticfansstuff]

Why would Dirk date Assistent? The man stood by and watched him be electrocuted repeatedly for two months and did NOTHING. Even Dirk's self-esteem isn't that low, surely.