#lifeguard things

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lifeguarding things i despise

that one fuckin kid who thinks it’s funny to pretend to drown

kids not cleaning up their diving toys

the kids who dont get out of the water when you blow the whistle

the over zealous dad who hypes up his kids to run by the pool

“hey let’s take out ALL the noodles and make a raft!”

kids not cleaning up their diving toys.

getting complaints about the vending machine that has never worked and that you have no way of fixing

the tiny child who perpetually appears to be drowning even though they’re fine

people expecting you to pay attention to them when they walk up to you and you’re actively guarding?? i’m literally not allowed to look at you i’m sorry it’s safety 

kids not cleaning up their diving toys. pl eas e. p lea se clean them do not make me dive in and get them.

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Working in leisure was a great choice I tell my self as I have yet another one of these conversations with a team leader that has next to 0 communication skills over text:

SO DO YOU WANT ME IN AT 2 OR 4?!

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I WISH I COULD MAKE THIS UP LOOK AT THIS SHIT

THAT IS A PHONE ZIPTIED TO THE FUCKING CEILING 😭😭😂😂

Serves him right for being a shit stirrer I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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the rule for lifeguarding is no phones or earbuds on the stand (for obvious reasons) but it’s like. you underestimate my ability to get distracted without anything to be distracted by.

I’m kidding I’m a great lifeguard

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Just made "Ratlin Bog" last 15 minutes. I found a new way to pass the time while guarding. 💀