lifeguarding things i despise
that one fuckin kid who thinks it’s funny to pretend to drown
kids not cleaning up their diving toys
the kids who dont get out of the water when you blow the whistle
the over zealous dad who hypes up his kids to run by the pool
“hey let’s take out ALL the noodles and make a raft!”
kids not cleaning up their diving toys.
getting complaints about the vending machine that has never worked and that you have no way of fixing
the tiny child who perpetually appears to be drowning even though they’re fine
people expecting you to pay attention to them when they walk up to you and you’re actively guarding?? i’m literally not allowed to look at you i’m sorry it’s safety
kids not cleaning up their diving toys. pl eas e. p lea se clean them do not make me dive in and get them.
