#lifeonmain

[bisexualonmain]

hello pals, i am still alive!!

life is just insanely busy at the moment with wedding planning, work and generally trying to be a functioning person lol

i will be back showing off my chunky self at some point, but i don't exactly know when

stay safe and stay fat, my pals 🥰

[bisexualonmain]

I love it when I tell family members I'm getting married next year and the first thing out of their mouth is SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LOSE WEIGHT THEN

Might just gain a hundred pounds for the wedding just to pisss them off lol

[bisexualonmain]

Holy shit I just realised I have over 100 followers now what

Thank you so much for joining me on being a horny bugger lol

[bisexualonmain]

Hello, I am very drunk right now and I thought it was very portent for me to state that if I could become a fat immobile blob who does nothing hut stuff their face all day I would

Thar is all

[bisexualonmain]

Happy New Year pals!!!

My new year's resolution is to stay fat and fabulous 😎😎

And also plan a wedding because my partner proposed on New Year's Day WAAAAAAH