Light cackling in the background recording Dabi.
Why do I feel like this is @silverfoxoath asking?
It went viral within a few hours. A short two minute video from a high resolution camera phone in which a woman which a physical appearance similar to a fish enters a park carrying several bags of groceries. Then a high pitched shriek.
The camera trembles a little bit as the person recording starts laughing.
A blur flashed by. The woman stops and blinks. She tilts her head. The camera aims upward, revealing a man with severe burns all over his skin held on with stables is clinging to a tree while screaming hysterically. The woman looks equal parts tired and exasperated.
“What are you doing?” the woman asked.
“Go away!!!!” the man all but bawled, “I hate fish!”
“…. Are you shitting me right now?”
“Fish,” the man hissed through his teeth, his entire body language radiating disdain.
The person holding the camera is audibly cackling now.
“I don’t have time for this.“ the woman walks away.