The Babadook
Watched this film off a recommendation from a friend. Decided to watch and write my thoughts. Here. They are. It's long as dicks by the way. Why she backing away from her son like that That boy is gonna get himself killed I would have murdered that boy if he fired off that dumb ball in my house. Props to him for making something like that though. so she isn't into being smothered I guess or strangled. Guess not everyone has that kink. This guy Robbie seems cool Lol he made a cross bolt. Grilled cheesus What a bitch. They're trying to help and tell you your dumbass son needs to chill out. Let him be a dumbass on his own time. White women amirite? Yes she does. Ooooooh what do my eyes see?! Cute cashier! Wuhsup What if this kid is actually seeing monsters and he's wrecking shop. You're welcome. BOY GET DOWN that's a classic "terrible stuff is gonna happen to me" car Oh. That book says mister babadook Yo fuck that! She's read two sentences and I already know that's two too many. I would have burned that book imjustsayin Lol I was just thinking "maybe if she masturbated she could relieve the stress." And then... Bzzzzzzzzz That's a funny looking device though. Anyway. Get down with your bad self. Oh how awkward would it be if he walked in Oh he walked in! "This is not gonna happen! I was about to finish little bitch!" Let her finish boy. That's rude. I'm glad I put on the subtitles cause I didn't hear the "soft rumbling" (Why am I doing this?) Samuel is obviously gonna talk about monsters Lol five billion. "You don't have to be fine" truer words.... Robbie trying to slide in She's kinda cute. Ice cream cone wuhsup I paused it. Seems like something about to go down and I hear footsteps. I know who the footsteps belong to. I'm not saying I hear ghost footsteps okay. This boy can go fuck himself Ah look at cute Robbie. Awkward... If she doesn't want him going in there why keep the key where it's at Oh shit that scared me a little. Glass in the soup. Bad cook. Or maybe she just gave the wrong bowl to Samuel. Does Samuel have a brother? Named.....wait for it.....Dean? "Do you wanna die?" He would have tripped so hard down those stairs. Ya feel me? If there's more pages with writing I'm gonna scream No you gotta burn it! Lol the burn is real on that one. What am I supposed to be paying attention to? Are there hidden clues here? This sister and get daughter are assholes I'm glad he pushed her out the tree. Little bitch. This movie is all little bitches. What's happening to him? Leave him on the side of the road leave him! That's fucked up. I'm not good with coping, obviously. The struggle is so real for her. They don't like you cause you see monsters homie. "I'm not gonna die" "did you think that before dad died?" "No. I knew he was gonna die because he didn't wanna deal with your shit" She's gonna go masturbate so hard. She's had a long fucking day lol. So that one magician was wearing a hat. Like the babadook. Does that mean anything? When the movie started it was 7. Then twice she looked at the clock and it was 9. Now it's 11. What does it mean. There was a knock and nobody was there! Fuuuuuuuuuuuu Ck. that. That book can eat a bag of dicks! The writing has changed. It's her now! Just kill yourself! Hey she's burning it! Lol Break Man her sister is useless. She's so rude. Help your sister! J guess I wouldn't help if she was being stalked by a monster. OKAY FUCK THAT AND THIS MOVIE That phone call was BS okay. Fuck this movie! That coat and hat was terrifying I went and got some grapes. I forgot they have a dog Roaches, I feel ya. Maybe the grapes were a bad idea. SO MANY ROACHES these people are gonna take away your son away Lmao the drugs she gave him Is this whole movie about her sexual frustration because he son won't let her get off? OH FUCK! There was something behind the roach lady! Wth wth wth wthwthwth Don't go look out that window Is she keeping him awake for her benefit? I've gotta say, this movie does creepy well. Really well. Like usually it's loud THUDS that are supposed to startle you but here it's just creepy shit and imagery unaccompanied by the cliche THUDS like the scraping noise Or that door opening WHAT THE FUCK YOU DIANE NOPE THAT WAS SO WEIRD HE WENT IN HER MOUTH oh. He's in that movie. That's the guy that went in her mouth OKAY ARE WE SURE THIS ISNT A SEX METAPHOR? (Her hands were covered in a charcoal and that's what it looked like the drawings were made in so maybe she did make it. That's why I said I'd text you later. I felt like that gave away something.) Maybe she's just going crazy. I'm glad I'm not home alone. Eat these hands annoying little boy Lmao oh man. "If you hungry eat shit" GET EM anyway. She said "talk talk talking" and that sounds similar to "baba dook dook dook" because if the repeating sounds Don't feel bad I took a break for like 10 minutes Wally's? Like wallys world? Oh it's not the same Okay she's crazy. Why is she in the tub full of water She's sleeping with her violin. Man children are so annoying You don't get to have your feelings hurt because you were being annoying I think there's someone in the house. Her house. Mine too. The mom is being so creepy "And you deliberately disobeyed me!" Okay mufasa, chill. She's cut the phone line I think maybe you let it in lady. It being you. I guess it's okay to go crazy because of a monster. Unless you're crazy because you're the monster... Lol he looks so spooked She was strangling to dog! Like the book said Where does she live that BW films air so regularly Stay WOKE OH DAMN! No wonder she's so sad. That husband is FINE. that your pants off. This monster is simple and so scary. He's literally done nothing but show up. Oh. Maybe he just stabbed her. So she's probably suffering from sleep deprivation. She's gonna kill the dog isn't she. Yep What is she doing!! Don't open the door Samuel. "Let me in!" Like the book! Lol she's mocking him now Knock in the door. It's the old lady. Don't go near her Samuel! She's gonna snap your dumb little neck. "I want you to meet your dad" Oh shit he stabbed her lol He gaf a creepy face like the babadook does Want a Jabronie. He took her out with his traps So is he crazy too? I asked because he sees the babadook too Well. She puked up black. Was...that it? No it wasn't It's the got husband again. Take off ya pants. I'm so confused. What's the babadook. Whose the babadook. Step up lady. To the streets You were right. This movie kinda fell apart at the end here. So they're back to normal now? IM SO CONFUSED EVERYTHING JUST STOPPED his party is bunk Do they keep the babadook locked up? Like...a pet? What the what. This movie is Australian. I wonder if there's something being lost because of culture differences. Like, I'm so confused. How'd he put that bird there?! Is she gonna kill him now? Oh. Nope. Maybe they just had to work through their problems. "It's a heart warming story but it's just not believable. Which is why I give ET 1 and a half stars."
