Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 7 years of marriage is the magic number.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Kiyomi did quickly, Light never did.
How was their first kiss? - Nothing spectacular, just a regular good first kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Light, the traditional man that he is.
Who is the best man/men? - . . . Teru Mikami.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Bridesmaid? Some gal from the NHN station. Also, Sayu!
Who did the most planning? - Takada.
Who stressed the most? - Takada was quite the bridezilla.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 (not the biggest wedding in the entirety of Japan, but it did bring some buzz since she is Kira’s spokewoman . . . what does Kira think of this anyway? ;) | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Misa.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Light . . . he is traditional, you know.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Takada has the higher libido between the two.
How healthy is their sex life? - Dry, vanilla. . . but they like that way. I say, pretty healthy.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 (Missionary with lights on) | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - 15 minutes maximum.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Nobody gets off until Kiyomi gets her rocks off.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 (Some hair-pulling and usual dirty talking, but that’s it??) | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - One boy and one girl.
How many children will they adopt? - Can’t see them adopting, tbh.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Takada; Light works longer hours.
Who is the stricter parent? - They both are to differing degrees; Takada is strict with nutrition, Light is strict with nurturing.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Light.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Takada.
Who is the more loved parent? - Takada, only because she is around more.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Takada.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Takada.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sorry, you are on your own in Kira’s Kingdom!
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Takada.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Light.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Takada.
How often do they bake desserts? - Once a month.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Definitely more fish, rice, and green in their diet.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Light, because Takada insists.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Light, because Takada insis--
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither of them.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - They both do.
Who is really against chores? - Neither.
Who cleans up after the pets? - They wouldn’t have pets.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - They clean everything up!
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Takada, Light already learned how to internalize emotions.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Those darn children . . . Light.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Takada.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - NO PETS
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - . . . Around the holidays.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Give and take--Takada continues to be a spokeswoman, Light promises to take her out at least once a week.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither; they are that strict.
Who plays the most pranks? - They are not fun people.
