#lightyearssurrogatedaddy

[onlyplatonicirl]

Hiiii Opal, remember me?

OMG I DO!!!! HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lover-of-skellies]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[tacol0ser]

I actually have a few recommendations for the soul, they're pretty lengthy but when do we not love a bit of girth on that c-- fanfiction. Sorry I can't get the links, I happen to be in school and for some reason everyone but me can access Ao3 on the school wifi. So I screenshat my downloads instead.

"The Origins" by the legendary Crunch_On_Toast!!! This fic had me reeling for months cus of how stunning it is. I was gripped right from the start and every time she uploaded I let out such the demonic screech I unlocked a new height my voice could reach. DO NOT BE DETERRED BY THE -STORY IN REVISION-

"A scene in pink and sunflower yellow" by Crunch_On_Toast again (@crunchontoast on here btw, go say hello). Has to be a comfort read for me, quite short, but the descriptive writing is something to kill for.

"Black (Coffee) & Blue(berry Syrup)" by objustdisarmalready. Includes intriguing topics that I routinely get obsessed with whenever I reread this fic, I start going off the walls and listening to Power of Source, The Apollo Stars to set the proper mood and research mass amounts of bullshit. Don't really wanna spoil it but if the album reference isn't a dead giveaway I don't know what is. Wonderful romances!

"Round and Round Till We All Fall Down" by Helpimagayfish and Jannthebean. It gets the job done if you want some drama and shitty people doing shitty things. I binge-read it in a weekend.

(also a bit of a plug but if you eat those up and starve for more, maybe take a look-see at my fic "...And Everything" ? Gunther445 ? I'd really give you one fat smooch.

i love the origins!!! its a fabulous fic, i might actually re read that crunch on toast is a genius

i don't think ive read the other ones!! HOORAYYYY FINALLY <333 THANK YOU

(...you know what's crazy... i actually love "...and everything"... in fact i re read it yesterday... wheres my fat smooch ^3^)

[dreemurr-skelememer]

Notice me, senpai

wow its like 2014 all over again

[onlyplatonicirl]

I've been meaning to tell you but you are an absolute queen

Thank you :] Do you know who else is also rather based and epic?

[onlyplatonicirl]

OHHH EEMM GEEENYERRR A PROSHIPPER??? OMG OH NOOOUEEESS. GRODYYYYY EEUUGGHHH SORRY I ONLY ENGAGE WITH ✨GOOD CHRISTAN NORMAL CONTENT✨ AND YET ACTIVELY SEEK OUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH MEEEE. YUUUCCK (this is what I think aggressive anti's sound like. Bro I'm so sorry you gotta put up with absolute bullshit 💀the whole argument is stupid. The "if you're not with us, you're with them" mentality makes it hard to get any compromising done when literally nobody listens to each other. Vastly infuriating.)

I KNOW RIGHT ITS SOOOO STUPID YEURGH

“Hey guys due to personal reasons I don’t label myself or participate in this discourse so please leave me out of it because all I want to do is write my fanfic and have fun with friends.”

“Ok we are labeling you as A NEUTRAL (basically just a SECRET PROSHIPPER) and you are GETTING PUT ON OUR CALLOUT BLOG!!!!!! GUYS BEWARE THIS GUY SHE PICKED HER NOSE YESTERDAY!!!!!!!”

Me when I’m in a being really weird and not knowing how to just leave other people alone competition and my opponent is all the guys who think this is somehow the correct course of action

[onlyplatonicirl]

you sound like the kind of dude who'd have iPhone headphones

um ACKSHUALLY i have cheap $20 bluetooth earbuds i bought from the corner store. The quality is shit and I lost the case.

[lover-of-skellies]

score. What IS your favorite flavor of smoothie?

Usually I don't get smoothies? I've had my partner decide to make me smoothies before though, and I remember there being one he made that was extremely pink. I don't even remember what the flavor was, but it had a lot of pink berries/fruit in it and it was really good