It has happened. The lizard on the wall scene, aka my favorite handful of paragraphs in the entire book, a moment that has lived rent-free in my head since I first read Dracula at the age of 13 a zillion years ago, has been emailed to the entirety of tumblr.
Now you all can join me in outrage when I demand to know why no movie version of Dracula has ever crawled down a wall headfirst like Spiderman.
















