#like arson

[bakaforbrains]

1000 YEARS DUNGEOOOOOOON

[theicequeen623ggg]

Whatever they did to make kari this mad would be horrendous

[haydendemonlizard]

Ok but just imagine Dbk and Pif getting bored some months after S3 specials and deciding to go back to their villain business.

In the meanwhile Red son became more and more attached to Mk and Mei and friends, but he would rather die than admit it so he start making excuses and try to change their parents mind.

He can't so he just make evil plans meant to fail that are so stupid they're ridiculous. Mei and Mk obviously notice that-

Red son: [...] THERE'S NO WAY YOU PEASANTS CAN STOP MY NEW CREATION-

Mk: o em gee that's so bad *holds a sign that says [say "biscuits" if you need help]*

Red son: *writes something* [1) how the heck could someone ever add the word "biscuits" to a villain speech 2) stop asking I'm fine 3) Ur so dumb everybody near here can read that]

Mk: oh. Arey uoyay uresay ouyay arey inefay?

Red son: *facepalm* are you serious-

[hajidumps]

og!Cale: [undercover acting like he just loss a family member]

Someone: I'm sorry for your loss

og!Cale: [sobs harder]

Someone: [nods and walks away]

og!Cale: [whispers] I'm not sorry for anything. fucker deserved it

[weeinterpreter]

Opal: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

[gh0ulsh4rk]

hear me out,,, right? 

In order to defeat my enemy.. I must study my enemy, then BECOME my enemy, then move in with my enemy and wear my enemies cloth- oh, yeah no I just made an Invader Zim oc, sorry about poor quality and my lack of SKILLZ, I just love my son, look at him go!

[astronomy-is-cute]

sAMEEEE i wanna be a streamer so bad 🥺 and if u streamed id totally watch u 🥺👉👈!!!!!

ur so valid woah 🥺🥺🥺 and :O pog!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[offthewater]

the Lorax (2012) is gay culture sorry i don't make the rules