*panwhatplan*

I don't know what I'm doing

[hajidumps]

so uhh @cale-alberu readt the teareng x alberu fanfic...

I regret 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜

[hajidumps]

CALE WTF??

why is his back arching like that

[h1234yt]

Ofc no, tianlang jun said, go on i dont mind, what a carefree father

[mr-crowsnest]

Someone added context and it only makes it more confusing LMFAO XD

[sandumilfshou]

so is this the main couple????

[westiec]

it is not!! XD

[sandumilfshou]

ok so unless shit is getting really wild, IS THIS THE MAIN COUPLE?

[mysteryteacup]

"Unless stuff is getting really wild"

image massively undersells wildness.

[mysteryteacup]

Actually, y'know what. Let me help a bit more.

[mariendall]

@fanfiction-artist-prototype I died laughing from this so have some laughter in your life too mutual mine!

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

🤣🤣🤣

And yet this is one of the least complicated explanations for SVSSS

[auvra]

This has me wheezing pls 😭😭😭

[hajidumps]

sqq bringing all the boys to his bamboo house

[hajidumps]

I'mma be honest, I thought Pen was younger

Like I thought he was bratty not a *cough* twink

[hajidumps]

Bro Cale looks like those sad boys omfgg

[hajidumps]

A GROWN MAN!!!

[hajidumps]

Just found out you can't create quote cards in google anymore. Life isn't okay

LIKE WHEN CAN I MAKE SOME OF THESE AGAIN??

[hajidumps]

THE CHIBIS OMGGGGGGGG

[hajidumps]

MOMMY??

ALSO LOOK AT ON AND HONG?? CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!

tmTwink and his Himbo colorized

[murasaki-cha]

The Henituse kids passing the territory lord title like hot potato around each other lmao the Stans wish!

[hajidumps]

creating playlists based on ao3 quotes is therapeutic

[murasaki-cha]

"Don't question the science of mpreg it's like opening Pandora's box"

Is not a sentence I ever thought I would have to say in my life but here we are

[thehomebodywarlock]

you know what…Alver sounds like the name of a chipmunk...ah-

[uncreative-dumpsterfire]

YOU FUCKING GET IT

THIS IS WHY I COULDN'T TAKE THE OFFICIAL NAME SERIOUSLY

[pinkpabli]

Talk to me about your lost fanfiction. I'm listening. I've been there. I'm here for you.

[hajidumps]

The twink: their himbo:

[hajidumps]

Toonka getting the beating of his life colorized version

Why are they hot af???? Like SIRS I CAN BARK

ALSO HAROL?? WTF I DID NOT THINK HE LOOKED LIKE THAT

[murasaki-cha]

Imagine how much more hilarious TCF would have been if Cale had acrophobia and every time he had to fly using Sound of Wind he'd just be screaming internally like " SH*T! SH*T! FU*K! TOO HIGH! DAMN IT SLOW DOWN!! THIS IS HELL GET ME DOWN I HATE THIS! SON OF A-!"