#like bitch

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

I just watched a young child trying to take care of his comatose father that was experiencing a slow and sure death by venom and he doesn’t know whether his dad will make it or not and I’m expected to just be “okay” with this

bitch I was crying in that theater like what the fuck

[reginald-fillibus]

[deathgasmic]

ovulating again so i'm going to chain myself to a tree like a werewolf on the full moon

[penandinkprincess]

no, yeah, this is good and helpful for keeping my hat shaped correctly, thank you.

for SURE why i had it up on the stand freezer in the first place. just to make it perfect as a cat bed.

[blueangelbby]

bitch me and my bad drinking habits are between me, my bank account, and the stupid messages I’ve sent. If you’re not a terrible drunk, you’ve never been drunk

Anyway reminder authors can see what you bookmark. Good or bad or just…odd.

[lyrichi]

solomon: enough about me. when were you born?

mc: ....guess

solomon: 2011

[mc gags]

[satellitespinner]

People with mild peanut allergies do wayyyy too much when their legs get chopped off

fuck i agree