#like clockwork!

[chilewithcarnage]

[boykingscourt]

HELPPP THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE HOMEMADE EMF ON TWITTER AGAIN

[bauliya]

oh they're already doing this lol

[danceundersparklinglights]

the apathy is hitting again

[himbeaux-on-ice]

death taxes and brayden mcnabb sitting some guy on his ass in the neutral zone. hockey's back alright

[dawnfucker]

first impression: hello moon nonnie! (you are so cute oh my god)

impression now: MUST PROTECT NECRO AT ALL COSTS

ahhh!! dude i forgot we met ‘cause i was moon anon. good times.

i remember i joined at like the peak of the bunny anon stalker drama which had a very anti-climatic end (for me, at least)

[euphoricfez]

oh it’s just about that time where I start posting about how badly I want lexi to kiss fezco’s scar.... 

[cherienymphe]

I think that anon is spamming tryna stir the shit bc I saw an identical ask on someone else's blog. Like Chris is never gonna put his dick near you, stalker, let it go. People needa get lives and stop worrying about a millionaire who will never know their eye color.

It was just so strange and out of the blue 😭 I was literally staring at my phone in confusion.

For the record, like...once a young woman hits a certain age...I just can't find it in myself to care about who she dates. I have bigger things to worry about than who some 24-26 year old woman wants to date. Because that is a woman...not a child aaaannnd I'm not going to lose my shit because some man doesn't view her as a child. I think calling someone the next Leo Decap when they have literally never been in an age gap relationship before is wild. Leo is a MENACE 😭