#like if relatable

[realdeadperson]

Why is carnival food the best and the worst food ever

[vitya-on-iced]

Friend: Don’t you have anything to do with your life

Me: Yes

Friend: Besides Yuri on Ice and anime

Me: Mystic Messenger

Friend: 

[realdeadperson]

When your dog opens your door because you don’t have a door handle and then you can’t close it because you’re in bed then your goat comes in and jumps on your bed

[reverd-ck]

i just yawned

[sicadas]

i farted hard and it was rancid

[realdeadperson]

I always throw my dirty clothes into the corner of my room and then eventually wash it but when I look in my laundry hamper I find clothes I’ve been missing for 6 months

[asyluminate]

anybody else in an on again off again relationship and feel like booboo the fucking fool anytime u try to express ur crippling anxiety about the relationship to a friend