#hashtags for notes

[realdeadperson]

Am I the only one that thinks about really good dick and then I can feel it in my uterus

[realdeadperson]

Do you ever get homesick for a person because that person feels like home

[realdeadperson]

I just survived the corona virus so I can survive anything, next thing on my bucket list is using a toaster bath bomb

[realdeadperson]

Make Canada moist again

[realdeadperson]

Everytime I’m sick I feel bad for taking advantage of being fine and I forget what it feels like to be normal

Edit: turns out it was the corona virus

[realdeadperson]

Telling someone with anxiety to ‘just calm down’ is the equivalent of telling Augustus Waters ‘just don’t have cancer’

[realdeadperson]

I love seeing how mad people (especially children) get when they try to tell a knock knock joke and they say “knock knock” and I say “come in”

[realdeadperson]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for snitch in the ditch