#like liquor

[darlingtangerine]

[5xby5]

When it's super slow at work and upper management informs everyone in the department you're allowed to leave early.. but your supervisor doesn't allow the team to go because it affects our productivity 😞

[excuseyouiamalamb]

i can just imagine rodimus leading the lost light crew in a choreographed dance frenzy to Yonce by Beyonce

[liamfixthis]

ALL ON HIS MOUTH LIKE LIQUOR

[alexspieth]

dream I was fired from my catering company

A symptom of a  limerent relationship is one where you desire to control your partner in an attempt to make the person dependent on you.  Do I do that?  

"You you rather be fired from a job you don't care about privately or be stood up on a date in front of a group of people?" I ask the hostess and another waiter a the burger bar.  The hostess and the waiter say they would prefer to be fire.  I say, "are you kidding? stood up all the way."

It is where your insecurities lie. While I'm not a girl who's ever in a  lot of relationships, the thought of being stood up is totally fine, because I know I am a worthwhile date.   While I  am totally prone to being bat nuts and lethargic in love, I have no fears that someone will find me acceptable and want to take our casual talking to the level of marriage.  I can't imagine a world in which I don't get married, which perhaps is backwards of me, and I hope it actually comes true now that I shout it to the world.  "He felt married to her, that  was all" said The Great Gatsby.

Up in the club with my 50-leven girls. I saw a play about Emily Dickinson last night, and I really sobbed through most of it.  There's something about reclusive white women that will never cease to hit that place in me. 

Spoke to Roommate A last night as we drank shitty vodka with grapefruit juice (it mixes well) about the state of limerence.  Our information on limerence largely comes from wikipedia so perhaps it is dubious, but the truth is in the pudding: it's just a name, I believe, for when you want to devour the other person in your relationship. 

[badgermyassitsprobablymilhouse]

[mandbut]

And why you think ya keep my name rolling off your tongue? Cus when he wanna smash, I’ll just write another one I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker Yoncé, all on his mouth like liquor

[elliotanthony]

G's up, tell me how I'm looking babe.