#like low-key

[amazonsloth]

How the boys at the back of my class be acting after calling me the most horrible homophobic combo slur I've ever heard:

[annoying--moth]

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Whoops missed this guy in my inbox!

Hmm I have no idea how you could cure it, so I say you make the best of it by being relatively unhinged, getting as rich as possible, doing crazy shit that you wouldn't have been able to survive before, and drinking the blood of as many bad people as you can (I heard somewhere that you can find a public list of registered sex offenders or something of the like so you could probably start there, take that with a grain of salt though I didn't fact check it)

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

Hey, uh, I read Simon vs. The Homo-Sapien Agenda in one sitting, and? It’s such a good fucking book!! (Also, don’t re-post, huh?)

[poledancingghostson]

Let's play a game!

Predict how many people will think that I'm 12 on this trip!!

Already, the tally is 2!!

[bina-rose]

Low-key needing some sort of help because my engaged ex boyfriend and I have been messaging and been back talking for the first time in 3 years for a few weeks now and I don't know if his fiancé knows that we're talking or that he's making coffee and alcoholic drink plans for when I come home at Christmas?? And I don't know what to do?? And he keeps baiting me into saying I miss him, which I do, I did, but I don't know if it was as a friend or more or if it's just the sensation of conversation from someone on a regular basis who knows my backstory and I don't have to pencil them in for it, and I don't know, I'm feeling very lost and confused, and like I should question him about if his fiancé knows about me, but if I do, does it seem like I think we're doing something bad? And what if he interprets it weird and I lose him again? Ugh.

[spooky-mcfly]

This just in: what if Marty McFly was an empath