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"[i think [it's implied that]] they're written to be brothers [so no one gets to ship them]" what the fuck are people on.

#mine #moon knight #look at me #look. at. me.#i have siblings in the brain guys #like matthew #i also have you're just Here w me #like em #and yes em and i might have a relationship that kind of looks like siblings to outsiders #i tell her i love her #that sort of thing #because y'know she's a dissociated part of me #like GOD it doesn't work like that

if I was a gay guy I'd be living in Chicago and I'd be really really mean and I'd have a podcast that I text to my friends everytime I make a new episode (YES I make a new episode every two days, YES it is three hours long, YES I am wine drunk the entire way through) and ask "did you agree with me?" and when they say yes even though I know they didn't listen I respond "what if I said something horrible tho and you just blindly agreed to it on record" and everyone hates me but they still show up to my birthday party because I have a really nice bar cart. And my name is Matt

#my podcast?#matt and you #like matthew #do we get it guys do we get it #i go to bar trivia with people i actively call my nerd friends #and i drag us down everytime but i tell my boyfriend oh #they're too shy to kick me out