#like one does

[batsyl]

Yes hello, have an Obi-Wan with a pinch of ObiMaul

Don't know which version I like best, so there ya go

[maeganbobaegan]

We started the day with some lazy wake up time. Then we went on a bike ride to get ribs, baked beans & foil. Now we're back home & full of assorted leftovers. Which means only one thing: It's the perfect time for a nap.

[des-fangirl]

hes feeling pretty

[mephie404]

Just a guy and his DIY emotional support voodoo doll.

It’s made of Vel’s scrap fabrics, glue (cause this man can’t sew) and tears.

[ryuichifoxe]

What if I posted to the FedVi ask blog 11 years later because my dumbass jokingly reawakened a hyperfixation from 2012...

[lullaby-and-co]

bubble sounds like abel when spoken aloud

[the-crimson]

No one serves as much cunt as q!bbh change my mind.

He’s an 11,000 year old (at least) demon/fallen angle. He’s a furniture enthusiast. He sunk Atlantis. His favorite pastime is stealing furniture. He named one of the most devastating volcanoes after a friend/lover and was present when it destroyed Pompeii. He ate so many dodo birds they went extinct. His soulmate is an immortal and sentient diamond. He loses color when he is sad. He was one of the angles trapped under the Euphrates river. He would not know someone was flirting with him even if they had their tongues down each other’s throats. He’s the fourth horseman of the apocalypse (death). He’s the hungriest boi in the entire world and will eat literally anything. He inadvertently probably caused the Black Death. He is selfless to the point of self destruction. He’s a part time grim reaper. His best/oldest friend is a sentient totem of undying and the line between hate and love is nonexistent between them. He’s currently a walking corpse with two fatal illnesses destroying his mind and body while his soul is trapped in limbo. Being a father is what makes him happiest.

Truly blorbo of all time

[hells-greatestdad]

// trying to get stuff accomplished on here, but ADHD go brrrrrr