#like satan

[i-could-do-stuff2]

yk how sometimes someone will write the most thought-through post and get like 6 notes but then some random super popular officalverse blog will reblog it saying smth like "ding dong ur opinion is wrong" and suddenly the post has 100k notesliek

[bendybone-mcgee]

Okay so I'm currently rewatching lucifer for like the fifth time and (spoilers) there's several instances in season five pt 1 that mention that time passes differently in hell than on earth, specifically that lucifer was in hell for "thousands of years" while on earth it had only been two months. There's no specific mention of HOW MANY years, so I'm just gonna say 2,000 for the sake of why not. Now, I was wondering the mathematical ratio of days on earth compared to days in hell.

So if 2 earth months = 2,000 hell years, then we can guesstimate that about 9 earth weeks = 2,000 hell years, so 63 earth days = 2,000 hell years, so

1512 earth hours = 2,000 hell years, soooo

0.756 earth hours = 1 hell year. Since 1 hour equals 60 minutes, then:

45.36 earth minutes = 1 hell year. And since there's 60 seconds in a minute, then, drumroll please:

45 minutes and 21 seconds pass on earth for every 1 year that passes in hell, assuming that lucifer was in hell for exactly 2,000 years

[mako-designated-driver]

Whoever gave husks armor in ME2, I just want to talk

[currahee]

So apparently you all get to know where I live now because my province has MURDER HORNETS THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND on top of COVID-19, where a nest was apparently found in my hometown, as well as supposedly going to have RAGING fires this summer.

2020 started as a new fresh decade, five months in and it’s slowly turning into Dante’s Inferno.

[devildomz]

why is that image so compressed and tiny

[whatsawombat-blog]

A good law to live by

[littl3-h3ll]

If you don’t vote for Bernie, I’m judging you.

[alwaysurvive]

do you ever see a really loved and popular tumblr user in your fandom who fucked you over so hard and is secretly satan but NO ONE KNOWS