when my parents were dating in high school my mom used to smoke cigarettes and they were on their first date (why they went on a date after my mom chased him around a gas station parking lot with a tire iron yelling ab child support and he yelled back 'i dont even know you!' is far beyond me; any time i ask my dad why tf he asked her out he just says 'your mom has always been really hot') she lit up at the table and he took the cigarette from her fingers and broke it in half and put it in her cup.
the first time they told me this story i was like 'go dad' bc i'm allergic to cigarettes and then the older i got i was like 'actually that's weird and presumptuous for a first date' and then eventually i was like 'kinda hot tho if it werent my parents like okay i can see why mom was into it' and then i went back to 'no that's p controlling for like a real life situation even tho they were only like 17/18 still kinda weird kinda judge my dad for that move' and now i'm older older and i'm like 'k but imagine if jerejean' and it's back to being hot lol
