You are definitely young no way you're 25 what the fuck. How why what are you doing on this app????? How do you have the TIME to write??????? HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THE SLANG????????
HEY!!! I am young!!! My bones don’t creak every time I move… except my knees, and my hips, and my… my ankles and— ahem…
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS APP SINCE FOREVER AND I WILL NEVER GET OFF OF IT OKAY?! The only reason I don’t feel cringe is because most of the writers I love on here are also in their 20s, and some are even older than me!!! So hah! I am youthful, mmm, teeming with youth I am
But I have time to write because this is a curse and an affliction and I can’t stop it, and I write a lot (of drafts) on my phone so I literally can do it anywhere😎😎 and I have four younger sisters, two are Gen Z LIKE ME I MIGHT ADD!!!! And two are Gen Alpha, so the slang I have gleamed through osmosis from them unfortunately, but… y’know, I’m just cool too XD
And this is the only social media app I actually enjoy using too, I hate training algorithms to know what I like because I’m like “if you were really smart you’d just fucking know and not need data input from what I like and dislike🙄”
So yeah!!! I’m old, okay?! I’m old and I’m frail and I want to be a writer god damn it!!!! SO WRITE I SHALL!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!
