Dick Grayson x ftm reader. Dick sharing.
Something happens and reader sees Dick’s little Dick (as in his name, I’m not saying he has a tiny penis.) and is just like “man I really wish I had a dick”
So one thing leads to another and Dick puts Dick Jr. between reader’s legs and like there’s a whole “this is your dick” sorta thing.
I’m having a stroke reading this, anon.. 😭😭
OH MY GOD DICK SHARING HELP. okay let me see what i can do..
“Man, I really wish I had a dick.” You muttered, leaning back against the headboard as Dick stripped his Nightwing suit off. He glances up from where he was, standing in the middle of the room in boxers only, in thought.
“I could help with that.” He says, completely serious. Your head snaps up, completely and utterly confused. “..What?”
He walks towards the bed, sitting down and patting his lap. “C’mere, i’ll show you.”
“What? Y’gonna hand me a dildo?” You tease, getting up regardless sitting in his lap, back against his chest. He let out a quiet snicker shaking his head. “Not quite, doll.”
He shifts, moving to subtly tug his boxers down. He lifts you off his lap for a split second, moving you back so your back is not pressed against his chest, his dick between your thighs, pretending as if you had one. The room went silent.
“Resurrerection. Get it? Beacuse.. you like..”
..
“Yes, Dick, I get it.”
