To my friends looking for a transcription of the lyrics, this song literally dropped yesterday and they don't appear to exist on the internet yet.
But the full version is on Spotify and is a certified bop!
An elegant young Black woman sits on the end of a bench in a lush green park. She is dressed in a simple, understated black dress, tasteful earrings, black pumps, and a black designer bag rests next to her.
She recites the lyrics as though she's telling a story to a good friend at brunch.
Behind her, a Black actor dressed in a curly silver "Granny" wig and faded blue houseboat shuffles into view, brandishing a cane.
As the young woman begins to recount granny's exploits in the mosh pit, "Granny" acts them out, becoming more and more animated before finally pretending to bash the invisible "Haters" with her cane. She looks like she's having an absolute blast.]