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when you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. check my blog to see what I said about you <33
well, just the thing that i got tagged by you and sandra makes me happy because you’re the most precious to me so just to be able to be in your lists makes me feel worth and joyful /whines. anyway:
The girl/the man
Taeil has been thinking about this subject more than he should. Like, seriously!
He finds one, ONE lousy-ass Oil fanfiction where he's the top and the story has literally the shittiest grammar known to mankind. This is also the main reason why he's in a super bad mood today.
And what's the deal anyway?! It's not that he's particularly girly anyway! Nor is Jihoonie that manly. Taeil just glares at Jihoon who is innocently eating cookies with milk while wearing his pink kangaroo costume looking like the cutest man person child toddler asshole ever.
Jihoon offers him a cookie but Taeil scoffs at him angrily and Jihoon thinks it sounds like a baby koala sneezing.
No but seriously, what the fuck?! Taeil gets super worked up on the subject when he sees Jihoon being super cute and girly and childish (for example, he's just sitting here, BREATHING, watching cartoons on TV, how is this manly in any way?!)
Seriously, Jihoon is so skinny and weak that if he were to carry Taeil over the threshold of their dorm after their wedding, the younger would probably break his back like 17,9 times. Taeil doesn't think there's anything weird about thinking of marrying his bandmate, apparently. Until he actually realizes what the hell he's been thinking about for half an hour and blushes a crimson red of embarrassment.
“Hyuuung~ what are you thinking about, huh?” God damnit Jihoonie, not fuckin' now!
When Taeil tries hard to ignore the younger (and the thoughts of their marriage), Jihoon starts singing HER but replaces the word 'her' with Lee Taeil.
“LEE! Uh Uh!
TAEIL! Uh Uh!
LEE! Uh Uh!
TAEILLLL UH UGGHHHHHHHH!” while poking him in the ribs annoyingly. Yeah, totally the man of all the relationships in this life.
“Stop it, Jihoonie, seriously, I'm not in the mood.” Taeil wrinkles his nose a little and Jihoon aww's.
“Why isn't Taeillie hyung in the mood, huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhHUH?!” That nosy brat.
“Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh,” Taeil heaves the mother of all sighs, “Stop acting so cute, will ya?! You're considered the manliest member yet you act like a kid all the time, how is this even possible, huh?! Seriously, look at your cute outfit and your cute bunny slippers and your cute bowtie in your hair it's not fair that I'm the girl and it's definitely not fair for you to be the guy in our relationship you need to stop yourself Pyo Jihoon!!!!” You see, when Taeil gets mad he rants. He usually says too much. He wheezes a little until he realizes what the heck he actually just said.
They kind-of just stare at each other for a good 46,2 seconds, eyes wide and cheeks bright pink.
“Uh.. You're mad at me cause I'm a guy?” Jihoon finally says something, thank jesus.
“...Hyung, did you read fanfics again?!”
“....No.” Taeil looks away from the maknae. He always does that when he lies.
“Hyung.” Jihoon pulls Taeil towards himself by his elbows to get his point clear.
“Hyung, do you know what this is?” Jihoon points at Taeil's crotch.
“Uh??” What the fuck?! Taeil's face gets 876,4 times redder than it was before, “Pants?”
“Noooo~ this!” Jihoon points more aggressively at Taeil's dick area. “Under!”
“... Underwear????” Taeil has never been more confused in his life, maybe he should just run away and lock himself in his room so Jihoon can't get him.
“Nooo, hyung, under!!” Jihoon makes grabbing motions with his hand and Taeil doesn't really like the direction this whole thing is going towards..
Did Jihoon forget his knowledge of basic human anatomy or something?! “..My dick?”
Maknae beams like Taeil said his first word as a toddler, all proud. “That's right hyung.”
“That's--” how motions to his own crotch “ the same as this,” he points at Taeil's D. “That means we're both men. There's no such thing as a girl and a guy in a gay fictional relationship.”
Taeil is pretty sure that's the manliest thing that has ever come out of Jihoon's mouth.
And then that same mouth is on Taeil's and that hand that was making weird grabby motions towards his dick is right on it and uh--
Needless to say, Taeil became a man that night (not that he wasn't one before or anything..)
NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers ~! ^^
1 - I like to make people laugh.
2 - I’m a good listener. I don’t know if i can help, but at least i try!
3 - i’m open-minded
4 - i’m creative i think?
5 - I’m easily moved to tears. Not sure if it’s a nice thing or not, but yeah
Thank yooou *sends it back to you* ! And sorry, it took me so long to answer cause i don’t know what to say about me, this is not easy dijsadbsujansbsau but ok, it’s done ! <3
NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers ~! ^^
1. My music taste is amaze-balls! I listen to various music and am very proud of my extensive knowledge of 80s and 90s rock music.
2. I am good at uh.. logical thinking? Like when I’m a lazy bastard and don’t study for a test I think of solutions in a logical way.
3. I am cultured, I love traditional opera and going to the theatre, books, classical music etc.
4. I have a small circle of friends but if someone was in trouble, I’d go through hell to help them. I also secretly call them my babies SHHHH DON’T TELL ANYONE
5. I don’t have an have an unhealthy obsession over my height/weight. I mean, I’m short and fat but I understand that if I lose weight, it wouldn’t do anything to my self esteem because I would still have the problems I have right now. So I’m okay.
why would you do this to me wifeu WHYYY but I still love you
Can I ask you a favour? can you help me finding someone that wants to beta read my super cheesy kaisoo fanfic? (possibly an english native speaker) Ps: thanks for loving kaisoo and exo puppies and f(x) babes so much and also being so cute <3 I love your blog :D It gives me the squishy feels
native english speaker ? hmm … i don’t remember anyone at the moment i apologize for disappointing you :(
BUT maybe kairoids can help (?) i’m not a friend of hers but i can tell she’s a native speaker you should definitely ask her ~ good luck!!
awwww thank you so much !!
This is a tumblr hug(づ￣ ³￣)づ Send this to 10 of your favourite followers to show how much you love them as best buddies. Make sure you don’t break the chain. Happy tumblr hugs ~
awww, thank you <3
got tagged by chanyeolness :)
you guys know the rules!
1. Do you like food? I hope so because food is really IMPORTANT! What’s your favorite food? difficult i know i know
very difficult. but i guess, sundubu jjigae
2. Your favorite pokémon?
BISASAAAAM or Bulbasaur in English
3. Summer or winter person?
winter, definitely!
4. Something you’re really bad at?
being patient.
5. Something you’re really good at?
loving chen (oh god, i actually couldn't come up with anything...)
6. Do you ship any weird ships you usually don’t talk about to anyone because it’s really weird? Which one?
no...
7. Most favorite fanfiction?
I guess I have to say Bond and Damaged. First one Drarry, second one YunJae.
8. Is there a fanfiction in your head you’d really want to read but it doesn’t exsit because you haven’t written it yourself yet and you probably never will? Please tell me about it.
i don't have a specific pairing, but I'm really into serial killer stories so i'd love a fanfiction about a serial killer falling for that guy and killing him in the end... lol
9. Any kinks?
ehm... isn't it obvious? The apple of the lord? Or what the common folks call it "adam's apple"?
10. Is there any pairing that is/was REALLY REALLY real in your opinion? baekyeon doesn’t count, okay?!
yunjae and taohun.
11. What would a perfect date be like?
when my date invites me to his concert. and that date happens so be chen and i get to stand in the first fricking row without any other crazy fangirls to bother me, oh yes.
My questions:
1. Favorite TV series? Try to chose just one!
2. A book/manga/fanfiction you'd really love to see as a movie/series? And (in case it's not a fanfiction) who would you cast for the leading roles?
3. A fashion item you'd REALLY like to have? (share a link or picture if possible)
4. You win 2000$. What do you do with it?
5. You can live in any fictional world. Which one would you chose?
6. Taohun's sextape gets leaked. Would you watch it? (if you say no, i know you're lying!)
7. Most perverted thing that happened in a fanfiction you read?
8. It's an apocalypse. Everyone dies expect for EXO. Their task: save the human race. One of them can turn into a woman (don't ask how!). Who would it be and who would he/she chose to help work on the task... if you know what I mean (what the fuck is even wrong with me. Anyway, just answer the question!)
9. (stealing the question from chanyeolness) any kinks?
10. Give the EXO members "american" names (like Kris, Kevin etc.) you think would fit them.
11. You find a cute cat/puppy on the street and take it home. It turns into your ideal type (of human!) at night and offers to give you his/her body for saving him/her. Would you accept the invitation? And also, how crazy do you think I am? Or could I just be bored? XDDD
and I tag attack-on-tao, jasanvn, lumanthedeer, lilli28unnie, baozifyme, exo-pat, fanofmutant, taoziplz, shinylightblue, mypotatao, galaxyhunhun
and for those of you who aren't tagged: feel free to answer them questions anyway (and make sure to tag me so I can see your answers :D)
Watermelon, eggplant, mushroom, armchair, bag, cake.
Arbuus, baklažaan, seen, kiiktool, kott, kook~
