10/4/2012 Fan Fics (Based on true story)
it was a lovely spring day, and aaron and julie were seen in a tight embrace.
from a view of a stranger, there is nothing peculiar about this sight.
however, from a closer view...
"is this the real life?" aaron murmured.
"nope" julie replied. "you can let go now."
"nope" aaron said back with a smirk. "not until you admit that it aint true"
julie heaved a big sigh. this wasnt so bad, she thought. maybe she would stay like this forever.
"its not true" aaron repeated.
julie didnt want aaron to have an excuse to let go, so she sighed a second time. she looked around herself for a distraction from the guy holding her.
"haha how funny" she said, after spotting a plate of assorted fruits. "fruits."
"and a lit match" aaron exclaimed. "did you know that back in the colonial days, me would carry around a lit match so that they can load their rifle at any time?"
"what?" julie turned around, revealing a face stuffed with whipped cream and strawberries.
"never mind." aaron said as he wiped off the whipped cream from julies face.
"hey aaron," julie said seductively. "can you tell me what the value of x is if x multiplied by 10 plus parentheses 4 plus 9 parentheses equals 63 is?"
"silly, the answer is 5. x equals 5," aaron whispered in her ear, carresing her face with his lips.
"oh." julie said. "then whats the density of this pair of scissors?"
"13.265 g/cm3."
"oh" jullie said again. "then whats the density of... our love?"
"lets find out" aaron hissed as he slipped on top of julie.
"oh but" julie said in short breaths "to calculate density, you must first have the mass divided by volume"
"i'll estimate how much you weigh, and we'll throw you in the pool later to use the water displacement method and find your volume" aaron purred.
"you aint throwin me aroudn in a tank of water like some rubber duck!" julie shouted, evidently angered. "i am a woman, and i dont need no man!"
julie slapped aaron.
"but bb dont be like tha-"
another slap.
"i am a woman" she said again. "and i have just as much right as you! so dont tell me nutin what to do." she turned away.
"wait." aaron declared, grabbing onto julie's arm and making her gasp. "dont leave"
"oh aaron," julie gasped. "you are a man of persuasive words" she sunk back into aaron's arms.
and they were both happy, and completely had forgotten about the plate of assorted fruits.
what was on that plate (besides fruits) and how did it get there?
