You know what would be really funny.
Clark interviewing Lillian.
Because she knows he's superman and he has no idea she knows. He hardly knows her. They might have interacted exactly 3-4 times, if ever.
So to Clark it's just a regular interview but I can bet you that Lillian, being a chaotic neutral little shit, probably went: "oh I'm gonna fuck with him so hard"
And so, the entire time clark is interviewing her she's just trying to derail it; and you can visiblely see that Clark, for all his super senses, just doesn't know how to handle the overexcited redheads horrifyingly accurate 'soul reads'.
"How's your son"
And he assumes she means Jon, because who else would she be talking about?
"my son? why-"
And before he can finish his sentence she hits him with the: "not that one" and he's even more confused because he only has one. So he's just looking at her confused until she eventually explains:
"the one with the-" and makes a poor yet distinct-if-you-know-him gesture of Kon.
And Clark doesn't get it, he'd already written Kon off as a possibility. Until she makes it more obvious, then he realises and is suddenly struck with the immense fear of god.
"Who is this chick? And how and why does she-" and then it hits him. The obvious answer.
He reads over her full legal name again. Luther. It's spelt slightly differently but she does look strikingly similar: the nose, the slight upward angle of the eye, the dumbass grin on her face-. And slowly it all starts falling into place.
And he's mortified.
Lillian is absolutely loving this, lord she hopes Kon was watching. The look on Clarks face was priceless. I mean, look at him. And for a split second she's evil laughing at him in her head.
Until she catches herself: That was maybe a bit too much like her dad.
So now she's gotta find some way of getting this interview back on track, jest she risk her father being "proud" of her.
"time to do a 180." She thinks.
She's gonna end this interview on at least descent terms with the man of steal. Out of mostly sheer spite.
But there's one thing that she's gotten out of fucking with Clark. The approval of Lois Lane. [[Because you cannot tell me Lois wouldn't see this and absolutely love her]] which is wonderful. And also fucking hilarious.
Oh boy does Lillian enjoy fucking with Kryptonians.
