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Lysander: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punch line.

Lily: Go ahead.

Lysander : Tooth Hurty.

Lily: What is the best time to go to the dentist.

Lysander: You complete me.

Lysander: If a run and jump at Lily she will almost definitely catch me.

Lysander: *Runs at lily*

Lily: LY NO IM HOLDING BUTTER BEER-

Lily: *drops butter beer to catch Lysander*

Lily: Lysander and I have that easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Lysander: -Sentences.

Lily: Please don't interrupt me.

Lysander: Lily, did you make my appointment?

Lily: Yeah, but Lysander, why do you still want see a pediatrician?

Lysander: Because the regular doctor doesn't give me candy afterwards.

Lysander: Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together. We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's....

Lily: This hamburger is so...

Lysander: Good! See?

Headcanon where Albus keeps having to hear about all the wonderful characteristics of his sister and cousin from Scorpius and Lysander

Albus: So then Mum says ‘Harry, you’re being such a little divvy.’ and Dad’s like ‘A divvy with eyes as green as a pickled toad’ and then-

Albus: Are either of you listening to me? What are you both looking-

Albus: *looks over at a table. Lily is laughing at something Rose said*

Albus: Merlin. *facepalms*

Albus: Scorpius, quit staring at my cousin. Lysander, quit staring at my sister.

Scorpius: *blushing* It’s just that Rose is so pretty and -

Lysander: *blushing* And Lily’s hair looks so soft and I -

Albus: *groans* Not again.

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