#limbus listing

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Autism Be Damned My Boy Can Work A Grill

Species: Meursault

Breed: Liu

Description: Slightly more spirited than most Meursaults, this limbus takes an active interest in exercise and the preparation of food. However, he seems to lack awareness of what constitutes limbus-safe food.

Care Information: Though he has an excellent sense of smell, Autism Be Damned My Boy Can Work A Grill should not be given access to spice cabinets or synthetic fragrances, as he may become ill.

Additional Notes: He is, however, very good at plating. This is negated by his tendency to set fire to any food he deems too raw.

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Large Hadron Collider

Species: Ryoshu

Breed: Red Eyes(Open)

Description: Named for her wilfulness and uncanny ability to pulverise anything she dislikes, this Ryoshu is a born hunter.

Care Information: Microchipped by her previous owner, but it is unadvised to leave her outside due to her hunting habits. Regular live feedings are recommended.

Additional Notes: Fiercely protective of anything that she views as hers, in accordance to usual Red Eyes Ryoshu behaviour.

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Evil Wizard

Species: Ryoshu

Breed: Mixed, Kurokumo-Fourth Match Flame

Description: A thin, dark limbus with a love for hiding in the shadows, this Ryoshu has thoroughly captured our shelter staff's hearts with her charm and regular threats of horrific violence.

Care Information: As with most Ryoshu limbi, Evil Wizard should be kept inside to reduce damage to the local ecosystem. We also recommend child-proofing your house, as she is rather crafty.

Additional Notes: Only responds to Evil Wizard. Attempts to change this are welcome, but will likely be ineffective.

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Onion

Species: Ishmael

Breed: Roseate Desire

Description: Like her namesake, this limbus has quite the layered personality - she may seem defensive at first, but shelter staff have reported that she's quite the softie!

Care Information: Allergic to a small range of grooming products; we are currently doing some "troubleshooting" to find a safe hygiene routine for her.

Additional Notes: Loves parallel play and gets along surprisingly well with other limbi.

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Ebook

Species: Rodion

Breed: Standard

Description: A Rodion with an exceptional level of fluffiness and a laissez-faire approach to socializing, this limbus comes highly recommended as a family pet.

Care Information: Rodion keepers are advised against expressing bourgeois sentiment for their personal safety. For more information, consult your local medical experts on the subject of Rodion maulings or "woman moments".

Additional Notes: Prone to overheating, but adept at grooming herself. Submerging Ebook in water should be reserved for when it is truly necessary.

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Wet Beast Wednesday

Species: Don Quixote

Breed: Fluid Sac

Description: An energetic and playful limbus, this Don Quixote doesn't let anything get her down and would make for an excellent family pet.

Care Information: Habitual chewer. It is recommended to invest in bitter sprays or an extensive training regimen to avoid damage to the adopter's property.

Additional Notes: As with most Fluid Sac limbi, it is recommended to give Wet Beast Wednesday regular access to water.

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Dropkick

Species: Hong Lu

Breed: Mixed, Unidentified

Description: Brought to his current shelter after falling prey to a raccoon trap set by a grocery store dumpster, this limbus is full of both personality and propensity for violence.

Care Information: Watch out.

Additional Notes: The folk at the shelter are fairly sure that Dropkick is the result of an escaped K-Corp Hong Lu making it into the stray limbus gene pools. We are unsure of how to tackle his issues with aggression.

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Miss Stealer-Of-Pens

Species: Ryoshu

Breed: Red Eyes

Description: A clever, mischievous Ryoshu with a propensity to hoard small objects and hide them in various inconvenient places. Can open doors.

Care Information: Found abandoned on a local street, she has since let down her guard around humans. It is believed that her hoarding is a response to resource scarcity.

Additional Notes: I did not name this one, the admin assistant at the shelter did. It is recommended that I tell any interested adopters that they are eager to get her out of their hands and into a loving home.