Find your lim-best friend

A collation of various shelter and breeder listings for limbi in need of a new home.

[limbusfinder]

Welcome to LimbusFinder

This is a service that aims to connect potential limbus keepers with various shelters and breeders in their area; the majority of posts here will be listings of limbi looking for new homes.

New adopters are encouraged to ask for advice; in the event that the inbox is closed, community resources like @limbushusbandry​ can be very helpful.

FAQ:

How do I adopt a limbus? Though adoption processes may vary by shelter, generally an application form, interview, and a monetary fee are required. Some shelters may additionally require references, a home visit, and other precautionary measures.

Why are breeder limbi listed? Though the moderator prefers an adopt-don't-shop mentality, many of the limbi at shelters have needs which the average keeper cannot provide for. The breeders whose limbi are listed here have been screened for ethical breeding practices and are exclusively small businesses.

Can I offer my limbus up for adoption? Yes, providing there is available space. Please provide vet records for ease of processing, and a listing may be posted.

Can I change the name of my adopted limbus? Yes. They may not respond to the new name, but they are in your care and I have no say over what you call them. Criticisms about the names of listed limbi will be ignored. It is tiring coming up with dozens of names.

[limbusfinder]

(The clicking of heels. A hand reaches up to knock on a door, the other clutching a clipboard with incongruous nervousness.)

(Penelope, it seems, is out and about.)

"Hello? Would this happen to be Irin's residence?"

@irin-and-co

[irin-and-co]

Irin opened the door, holding a particularly eepy Telehex Faust on his head and a growling Kromer in his arms.

“That’s me!!”

[limbusfinder]

Oh. Well. Hm. This was, in a word... what was it?

Ah, yes. Bad. This was bad.

"Nice to meet you. Call me Penelope, if you would - I'm not particularly familiar with your area's bylaws, but is keeping a Kromer here legal?"

Irin hardly seemed experienced, let alone prepared to deal with the issues a Telehex Faust and (metamorphosed?)Kromer could bring. She dons her best Business Smile and pretends to check her clipboard.

"And you wished to adopt Pyramid Scheme, yes? I'd just like to perform a few checks to see how well you can take care of a Sinclair."

[irin-and-co]

He shrugs.

“My Dads payed the Principal of my college for me to be able to keep her, since the school owns the building! Now come in!”

Cue a very cluttered yet pristine apartment. Also, it was massive. Several destroyed pet toys on the floor, along with a Demien and Soda Hong Lu curiously looking at the now opened door.

[limbusfinder]

"...Right. This is a quite a few limbi. How do you find time in the day to take care of them, if you're a college student?"

Stepping inside, Penelope carefully removed her shoes(she's not a monster) and, in turning to close the door, took a moment to school her features and hide her dismay.

This guy was a nepo baby.

[irin-and-co]

“I have Morning and Night classes! I have the wholeeeee afternoon with ‘em!“

He let String Cheese down out of his arms, and she promptly ran to a pet toy to rip and tear apart. As the Demien, dubbed Raspberry, watched her carefully and suspiciously.

“I’m also allowed to take Grapevine with me to classes since she has so many medical problems. My dads ‘n the administration are good pals!”

[limbusfinder]

Of course they were. Of course.

"And how are you caring for Grapevine here? It would comfort shelter management a great deal to know you're equipped to tend to any medical issues that arise."

It took a great deal of effort not to look directly at String Cheese as the toy in her grasp was being shredded. What were the criteria, again? Plenty of space and enrichment, check. Primary caretaker regularly available, check. Money to cover veterinarian bills... Penelope grimaces. Check. Everything was going swimmingly, by a certain definition of "swimmingly".

[irin-and-co]

“Oh uh…I found her walking home once, and decided to take her in since she wasn’t looking too good! I’ve found out what medications she may need and know what possible complications to look for in case she needs surgery of any sort! I’ve been doing my best to make sure she’s okay.”

He picked up Grapevine from his head and started holding her.

“She’s been doing way better than she was when I found her!”

Grapevine yawned, calmly awakening from her sound sleep.

[limbusfinder]

"That's good news. She seems content in your presence, and I imagine many of those skills would be transferable to the care of Pyramid Scheme."

As dubious as Irin seemed, he was shaping up to be a decent limbus keeper. Except the whole thing about keeping a Kromer. (and the nepotism, but that was more of a personal qualm.) Speaking of the Kromer, though...

"What are your plans on introducing Pyramid Scheme to your already established limbi? Are you worried about territorial behaviour or disputes?"

Is the Demian sitting over there and staring going to stop String Cheese from eating any potential roommates?

[limbusfinder]

(The clicking of heels. A hand reaches up to knock on a door, the other clutching a clipboard with incongruous nervousness.)

(Penelope, it seems, is out and about.)

"Hello? Would this happen to be Irin's residence?"

@irin-and-co

[irin-and-co]

Irin opened the door, holding a particularly eepy Telehex Faust on his head and a growling Kromer in his arms.

“That’s me!!”

[limbusfinder]

Oh. Well. Hm. This was, in a word... what was it?

Ah, yes. Bad. This was bad.

"Nice to meet you. Call me Penelope, if you would - I'm not particularly familiar with your area's bylaws, but is keeping a Kromer here legal?"

Irin hardly seemed experienced, let alone prepared to deal with the issues a Telehex Faust and (metamorphosed?)Kromer could bring. She dons her best Business Smile and pretends to check her clipboard.

"And you wished to adopt Pyramid Scheme, yes? I'd just like to perform a few checks to see how well you can take care of a Sinclair."

[irin-and-co]

He shrugs.

“My Dads payed the Principal of my college for me to be able to keep her, since the school owns the building! Now come in!”

Cue a very cluttered yet pristine apartment. Also, it was massive. Several destroyed pet toys on the floor, along with a Demien and Soda Hong Lu curiously looking at the now opened door.

[limbusfinder]

"...Right. This is a quite a few limbi. How do you find time in the day to take care of them, if you're a college student?"

Stepping inside, Penelope carefully removed her shoes(she's not a monster) and, in turning to close the door, took a moment to school her features and hide her dismay.

This guy was a nepo baby.

[irin-and-co]

“I have Morning and Night classes! I have the wholeeeee afternoon with ‘em!“

He let String Cheese down out of his arms, and she promptly ran to a pet toy to rip and tear apart. As the Demien, dubbed Raspberry, watched her carefully and suspiciously.

“I’m also allowed to take Grapevine with me to classes since she has so many medical problems. My dads ‘n the administration are good pals!”

[limbusfinder]

Of course they were. Of course.

"And how are you caring for Grapevine here? It would comfort shelter management a great deal to know you're equipped to tend to any medical issues that arise."

It took a great deal of effort not to look directly at String Cheese as the toy in her grasp was being shredded. What were the criteria, again? Plenty of space and enrichment, check. Primary caretaker regularly available, check. Money to cover veterinarian bills... Penelope grimaces. Check. Everything was going swimmingly, by a certain definition of "swimmingly".

[limbusfinder]

(The clicking of heels. A hand reaches up to knock on a door, the other clutching a clipboard with incongruous nervousness.)

(Penelope, it seems, is out and about.)

"Hello? Would this happen to be Irin's residence?"

@irin-and-co

[irin-and-co]

Irin opened the door, holding a particularly eepy Telehex Faust on his head and a growling Kromer in his arms.

“That’s me!!”

[limbusfinder]

Oh. Well. Hm. This was, in a word... what was it?

Ah, yes. Bad. This was bad.

"Nice to meet you. Call me Penelope, if you would - I'm not particularly familiar with your area's bylaws, but is keeping a Kromer here legal?"

Irin hardly seemed experienced, let alone prepared to deal with the issues a Telehex Faust and (metamorphosed?)Kromer could bring. She dons her best Business Smile and pretends to check her clipboard.

"And you wished to adopt Pyramid Scheme, yes? I'd just like to perform a few checks to see how well you can take care of a Sinclair."

[irin-and-co]

He shrugs.

“My Dads payed the Principal of my college for me to be able to keep her, since the school owns the building! Now come in!”

Cue a very cluttered yet pristine apartment. Also, it was massive. Several destroyed pet toys on the floor, along with a Demien and Soda Hong Lu curiously looking at the now opened door.

[limbusfinder]

"...Right. This is a quite a few limbi. How do you find time in the day to take care of them, if you're a college student?"

Stepping inside, Penelope carefully removed her shoes(she's not a monster) and, in turning to close the door, took a moment to school her features and hide her dismay.

This guy was a nepo baby.

[limbusfinder]

(The clicking of heels. A hand reaches up to knock on a door, the other clutching a clipboard with incongruous nervousness.)

(Penelope, it seems, is out and about.)

"Hello? Would this happen to be Irin's residence?"

@irin-and-co

[irin-and-co]

Irin opened the door, holding a particularly eepy Telehex Faust on his head and a growling Kromer in his arms.

“That’s me!!”

[limbusfinder]

Oh. Well. Hm. This was, in a word... what was it?

Ah, yes. Bad. This was bad.

"Nice to meet you. Call me Penelope, if you would - I'm not particularly familiar with your area's bylaws, but is keeping a Kromer here legal?"

Irin hardly seemed experienced, let alone prepared to deal with the issues a Telehex Faust and (metamorphosed?)Kromer could bring. She dons her best Business Smile and pretends to check her clipboard.

"And you wished to adopt Pyramid Scheme, yes? I'd just like to perform a few checks to see how well you can take care of a Sinclair."

[limbusfinder]

(The clicking of heels. A hand reaches up to knock on a door, the other clutching a clipboard with incongruous nervousness.)

(Penelope, it seems, is out and about.)

"Hello? Would this happen to be Irin's residence?"

@irin-and-co

[limbusfinder]

Hello, all.

I must confess that I have been rather busy as of late. During my sabbatical, I was uncharacteristically swamped with requests pertaining to work, the results of which should be coming to fruition soon.

My rather hasty return has been, in part, due to a scarcity in administrative staff at the various shelters I network with. As such, I will be taking on a few of their duties - up to and including the vetting of potential adopters.

My first appointment is to take place shortly. As trite as it may sound, I invite those reading to wish me luck.

Wishing you(and myself) well,

-P

[limbusfinder]

“I forgot to mention!! I got a Demien recently and he’s been keeping String Cheese 100% completely in check!! I do still really want a Sinclair, I’ve been looking all over!”

—Irin

Hello Irin,

We currently have two Sinclairs available; if you would be so kind as to select one and fill out the required paperwork, I would be available to conduct a home visit and interview to confirm your ability to take care of limbi.

Best,

-P

[limbusfinder]

Gerrymandering

Species: Ryoshu

Breed: R.B.

Description: Nicknamed "Gerry" by shelter staff, this limbus has a certain zest for life that other limbi are hard-pressed to match. As such, protective gear is recommended while making initial impressions.

Care Information: Due to a voracious appetite and exploratory demeanour, Gerry's teeth regularly sustain a degree of damage that surpasses her body's ability to replace them. We are currently workshopping a dental care regimen that will both keep her happy and dissuade her from "gerrymandering" our furniture.

Additional Notes: One may think that metal furnishings are safe. They are not.

[limbusfinder]

Download Speed

Species: Meursault

Breed: Liu

Description: A rather diligent and scrupulous limbus, this Meursault is a natural(though unintentional) leader. Has a strange habit of refusing to switch to new toys, equipment, etc until the previous one is broken.

Care Information: As with most Meursault, Download Speed seems rather low-maintenance; however, he vastly prefers environments where he can choose to interact with other limbi.

Additional Notes: Shelter staff have elected to give Download Speed a small lighter for good behaviour. Unless otherwise specified, it will be transferred to the adopter with him.

[limbusfinder]

Hello! Do you have any limbi that would pair well with a Cinq Don Quixote? I recently acquired one and was told they are happier when socialized! Thanks in advance.

Hello Anon,

It is my pleasure to inform you that we have a variety of limbi that may be suitable as a companion for your Cinq Don, but the choices vary based on the type of limbus you're interested in adopting. The following suggestions are made with the assumption that this is your first time caring for limbi:

If you're looking for another Don, Pequena is available for adoption and shares many of the same care requirements.

If you're looking for a calmer limbus to temper your Don's energy, Gunch would be a good fit and also benefits from having other limbi around.

If you intend on nurturing your Don's combative side, BLT may make for a good sparring companion, as would most of our Ryoshu listings if you are willing or able to handle a Ryoshu.

It certainly feels good to know that there are people out there who do their due diligence in regards to the care of their limbi.

Getting back into the swing of things,

-P

[limbusfinder]

“Do you have any Demiens or Sinclairs?! I need one of each to keep String Cheese in check whenever I’m away! I don’t want her getting out again and bringing me another carcass…”

Hello Anon,

While we are currently keeping a Sinclair(and The Blue Thing is, well, around), I cannot in good conscience ask shelter staff to perform an interview or home survey while a limbus with aggressive behavioural issues is present.

That said, in the event that you are able to corral String Cheese for an extended period of time, I may be able to find an open spot in my schedule to carry these checks out myself.

Best,

-P

[limbusfinder]

(Banging, scraping. Metal on concrete. The clicking of locks, the creaking of a door hinge. A coat is tossed carelessly in the direction of its hook.)

(It looks like someone has returned.)

limbusfinder is back online!

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[limbusfinder]

Yi sang feet

Pardon?

[limbusfinder]

hello, do you have any service-limbi?

Hello Anon,

I regret to inform you that while our shelters may house retired service limbi, we are not in the business of training them or issuing registration. However, if you would like to train a shelter limbus, I would be glad to direct you to limbi with fitting temperaments or high receptivity to training.

All the best,

-P

[limbusfinder]

dont worry shell be back with the milk soon! it might take a decade or two though

(A chin comes to rest in the palm of a hand. A consideration: will it be worth it to throw one's laptop out the window, for even a moment of catharsis?)

(...No. Best to settle for deleting the ask.